"Right Place, Right Time...The Story of How I Became a Big Ten Head Football Coach"
"...It was a dreary, grey, late January afternoon in 2012..."
"....Kyle, it's Tim. Yeah, Mario isn't coming. Listen, Khas and I were talking and we think you are the man for the job. How would you like to be the head coach?...."
"....Greg told me that he'd love to take me to Tampa but that he felt I was the best man to carry on chop, F.A.M.I.L.Y. and T.B.A. He also said that as long as I didn't rape or kill anyone, Rutgers would never have the money or the stomach to fire me..."
"...It was the Monday of Pitt game week when I got the call from Mr. Pernetti. "Kyle, it's a done deal, you can tell the team it's official. We are going to the Big Ten!" The team was so excited we proceeded to lose our last 3 games to close out the season, missed out on our first ever outright conference championship and although we wouldn't go 1-0 again until Week 2 of the 2013 season, I had fulfilled a life long dream; I was going to be a Big Ten head football coach"...