I see all manner of sensitivity training has failed you. Check your calendar.. It is 2015. Time to lose religious and race-based jokes. Fat people are still in season for some reason.
"Making the Best of What You're Given"
"Building a Fence Around New Jersey"
"Forget About Me, I Love Saquon Barkley"
Apparently not a fan of Airplane: The Movie....
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue on the boards........