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The Word From The Church of Chop

NorthernKnight

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Eagles of Boston College. We have recovered from The Flood. We have risen from The Ashes. And with the help of Our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano we have spread The Word far and wide these past 2 seasons. But now we begin a new chapter as we face our former Big East foes of old and begin our quest of back to back bowl games… and we shall have no fear.

Let Langan the Brute break their soaring wings. Let Monangai the Mighty pound it through their slashing talons. Let our Offense be run safe and wise by Vedral the Valiant and the Wizard Wimsatt. May our defense be strong and true. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”

Can we get an Amen?
 
Aaaaaamen and I love “:risen from the Ashes”. And in basketball you might say “and we returned from Jordan”
 
Blessed be to Brother NorthernKnight for helping to spread The Word.

And Blessed be to this season so we shall spread The Word far and wide.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment... "THOU. SHALT. CHOP!"
 
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