Walmart team

[RU_fan435]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

 

[Salvi's Headband]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

Martini is a Walmart Peter Kiss

 

[RutgersClassof2004]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

Sadly, I agree that each is an off-brand version of each of those guys. You are right.

 

[RUby RED]

**flea market

 

[S_Janowski]

Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Dollar General?

 

[RULegion]

This is so spot on, it’s funny…my favorite is Walmart Mulcahy. It’s like we played draft kings fantasy loaded up on a few players and ran out of money for the rest of a team

 

[T2Kplus20]

Another soft game.....no heart, no fire, just hopeless.

 

[RuSnp]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

It's amazing to me that we all felt Mulcahy couldn't shoot. Maybe we were right, but it's all relative.

Paul was a career 35% shooter from 3. Derkack is 35% from the FIELD this year. And 22% from 3.

Paul's 3 point percentage his last year would be neck and neck with Acuff and Dylan for the best on THIS team. He'd essentially be our sharpshooter in 2025.

 

[APKnight]

Dollar General?

More like Family Dollar.

 

[RU_EB]

Martini is a Walmart version of LeapinLou’s girlfriend who looked like Souf Mensah

 

[RUBlackout]

This is hilarious

 

[Scangg]

It's amazing to me that we all felt Mulcahy couldn't shoot. Maybe we were right, but it's all relative.

Paul was a career 35% shooter from 3. Derkack is 35% from the FIELD this year. And 22% from 3.

Paul's 3 point percentage his last year would be neck and neck with Acuff and Dylan for the best on THIS team. He'd essentially be our sharpshooter in 2025.

Paul was one of our best 3 point shooters. He was solid as a spot up shooter later in his career

 

[RU_fan435]

Paul was one of our best 3 point shooters. He was solid as a spot up shooter later in his career

Didn’t shoot enough tbh. That was always his knock as he would drive and sometimes look to kick instead of being aggressive. Derkack gets open threes but 1) can’t shoot 2) doesn’t look to shoot 3) can’t drive after the pump fake and get a layup or kick it out before turning it over

 

[RuSnp]

Paul was one of our best 3 point shooters. He was solid as a spot up shooter later in his career

Fair. But he was never what you would call our number 1 shooting option. RH Jr was 40% his last year and obviously Cam was a different planet.

Our current team has some really woeful 3 point options.

 

[rpiseman]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

Really well done….take a bow…

 

[MCKnight2004]

Oskar! Forgot about him, he’d prob be starting for us this year, better than any portal piece we brought in

 

[bac2therac]

humor will get us by these next few months

great thread

 

[GORU2014]

Dollar General?

Temu

 

[Scangg]

Temu

I think we have a winner 🤣

 

[RRRRUUUU]

I was just going to say that Derkack is no way a Walmart mulcahy. He’s a Temu mulcahy.

 

[Shelby65]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

why insult Walmart like that ?

 

[jerzeyguy]

Oskar would be the 3rd best player on this team right now

 

[Scarlet1984]

Jmike is a Walmart brand Jacob young
Ogbole is a Walmart version of Myles Johnson
Derkack is a Walmart brand mulcahy
J will is a Walmart brand Caleb McConnell
PJ is a Walmart brand Oskar palmquist
Martini is whatever’s below a Walmart version of someone

Harper Bailey Acuff grant the only ones who actually can do some things

Very unnecessary post for your 86th!

There is something that just hits wrong for me.

 

[kevin0214]

Acuff Walmart Hyatt?

 

[fatsam98]

Even the walk-ons are Walmart Aiden Terry

 

[Scangg]

Oskar would be the 3rd best player on this team right now

Oskar would be the hardest playing toughest guy on the team