Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Terrapins of Maryland. Following a hard fought victory at home, Our Knights travel Southward to the land of Crab cakes and Old Bay to face a regional B1G foe. We continue our quest for a bowl and Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Dynamite Dymere Miller blaze past their snapping snouts. Let Strong the Summoner streak and speed past their sinning shells. Let Brother Djabome, the Quebec Quasher, and Brother Powell, the Merchant of Pain, topple their repenting reptiles on their Under Armored backs. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”

I know you are polishing off a bottle of bourbon!! Cheers!!

My wife has been adopted in to Rutgers nation. Or if you ask her she has been taken hostage by it. An ex three sport athlete and one that doesn’t mince words she often interesting insight even though she spends a fraction of the time following the team. I find it funny her snap judgements can often be correct.

Anyway…

TMWSARB Episode 1 (since I’ve started keeping track).

Me: Rutgers might play a game at a neutral site in Vegas against a PAC 12 team.

Wife: Huh? who? what?

Me: The basketball team may play in Vegas.

Wife: Do they even have enough players to make a team?

Me: They need two more.

Wife: Who is even the point guard?

Me: Fernandes, 5th year from UMASS. He beat us two years ago.

Wife: Ohhhh….forgot about him. That’s probably why Paul left.