Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v. Maryland 11.16.24
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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Terrapins of Maryland. Following a hard fought victory at home, Our Knights travel Southward to the land of Crab cakes and Old Bay to face a regional B1G foe. We continue our quest for a bowl and Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.
Let Dynamite Dymere Miller blaze past their snapping snouts. Let Strong the Summoner streak and speed past their sinning shells. Let Brother Djabome, the Quebec Quasher, and Brother Powell, the Merchant of Pain, topple their repenting reptiles on their Under Armored backs. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Dynamite Dymere Miller blaze past their snapping snouts. Let Strong the Summoner streak and speed past their sinning shells. Let Brother Djabome, the Quebec Quasher, and Brother Powell, the Merchant of Pain, topple their repenting reptiles on their Under Armored backs. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”