Once again, the Finkenstadt caravan is about to start its holiday journey. It’ll be a repeat of the 2005 trip. Gotta get from New Jersey to Arizona in 4 days. Who’s riding along
Finkenstadt caravan to Phoenix!
- Thread starter RuRahRah2010
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A caravan should do it in 2. No need for sleepovers!!! Averaging 70 it’s 34-hours. Add in gas/food stops 40 hours MAX with multiple drivers per car.
Maybe if you're in your 20's. Any road trips at this point in life, my ass is getting a full night's sleep in a bed, extra day or two be damned lol.
I’m FAR from my 20’s and if I was in a car with 2 other drivers were plowing through no question lol!!
Anyone claiming to be Finkenstadt organizing a cross-country road trip is an imposter. Due to his horribly unfortunate behavior north of the border before, during and after the International Bowl, he wasn't ever allowed back into the US. He's a postman in Canada, has three kids and a parrot, and is a past president of the Jerome Messam fan club.
BOYZZZ
I’m here. I’m back. It’s cold but I’m warm. Let’s do this. 💕
I’m here. I’m back. It’s cold but I’m warm. Let’s do this. 💕
AreYouNUTS can I stay at your place for the next 2-3 weeks like I did last year ?
Ok - let’s get some specifics
37 hour Drive
I have a bus that seats 32.
The problem is I am not allowed to drive until 2028. It’s reliable and ready to go. Also - we can’t get pulled over and if we do you have to refer to me as Ronald Finstart and I forgot my ID. I have cash for gas - approximately $21,000 in cash. I cannot use any credit cards or cell phone. Im hoping I can build some relationships to keep me going until I can rejoin society in March of 2028… until then I don’t exist. As far as big brother knows I am living in the Mount Assiniboine range. We need to steer clear of any identification. I need 2-3 drivers.
37 hour Drive
I have a bus that seats 32.
The problem is I am not allowed to drive until 2028. It’s reliable and ready to go. Also - we can’t get pulled over and if we do you have to refer to me as Ronald Finstart and I forgot my ID. I have cash for gas - approximately $21,000 in cash. I cannot use any credit cards or cell phone. Im hoping I can build some relationships to keep me going until I can rejoin society in March of 2028… until then I don’t exist. As far as big brother knows I am living in the Mount Assiniboine range. We need to steer clear of any identification. I need 2-3 drivers.
Can’t believe the Caravan is back.
The route might have to be a certain distance from a school zone for Fink.
The route might have to be a certain distance from a school zone for Fink.
We take the RV, stick to backroads, and head up to the game. One night. One game. Then we’re back in the mountains.
Beware. Even if it is him and he got back into the country (illegally I can assure you) it’s a trap. Finkenstadt absolutely can drive, he just doesn’t want to so that someone else can sit on his lap. The bus actually seats 31…and when 32 show up, take guess where someone sits.
Not liking this Second Mile kind of situation, Shelby got off the International Bowl - bound bus in Scranton and opted to hitchhike from there to Toronto instead.
Not liking this Second Mile kind of situation, Shelby got off the International Bowl - bound bus in Scranton and opted to hitchhike from there to Toronto instead.
It’s going to be a story. I need to make notes. The ending is “By the time they reached their destination, they weren’t strangers anymore.”
