Damn, I love it when a woman has a name of Buttery. Anyone got any good photos of the type I would like ?
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Damn, I love it when a woman has a name of Buttery. Anyone got any good photos of the type I would like ?
There is a reason that you pick hostesses using a different set of criteria than you would for bar bouncers: it just works better that way.
My son is one of those 17 year old recruits and although he didn't have hostesses on his football visits, one of the things he noticed were how many cute girls he saw on campus.. So i'd say its an effective tool.
Only if it has been so washed by academia that it is no longer burdened by the parameters of the real world. Let's get real. This is marketing, and marketing must appeal to regular people. We cannot just sit in an ivory tower and decide what the best, most fitting representation would be for our University. That kind of detached from reality message is precisely why professors don't run successful businesses. The correct solution must always consider the external reality of the situation.
No one thinks you are gay no matter how often you try to convince us you are straight.
host·ess
ˈhōstəs/
noun
plural noun: hostesses
ˈhōstəs/
noun
plural noun: hostesses
- a woman who receives or entertains guests.
"the perfect dinner-party hostess"- a woman employed at a restaurant to welcome and seat customers.
I would be the same person either way.
But if I am gay, I am doing an incredible job of hiding it.
You on the other hand...congrats. It's important to be who you are.
Damn, I love it when a woman has a name of Buttery. Anyone got any good photos of the type I would like ?
Sam Buttery?
Knight Shift, I said "woman". Pls read the fine print. lol
I believe a hostess was involved in every recruiting trip I went on back in the late 90's. I wasn't a big time recruit by any means (MAC level) and I always had a female host assigned to show me and my family around during my visit. Yes they were usually attractive and I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't coached up on how to be extra friendly. Nothing sexual ever took place but they sure know how to make a 17-18 year old young man feel like he's the only one.
Oh boy...lol
Do some of you guys really think our hostesses are an advantage for us? Or that we are the only school that uses them or if it is "sketchy" All of it very funny.
LL- yes, you did get me to laugh with the middle aged frat boy comment...I give you that, well played.
But. ALL schools have a hostess program, ask L'Ville... Most schools have a group of girls that cant spell girl, have no clue where the field is and are much much hotter and free then any girl we have in our program.
It is a great tool to use to make a recruit have a great time plus have the "stripper" effect. They think all girls are this hot and all in love with them, not the other 50 kids drooling over them.
Some cross the line and every school either ignores it or promotes it. It is sketchy as hell but it is there. Let's just say, don't brag to your buddies that your daughter is a hostess.
BTW- I am all for it! They should also require that these girls work as hard on the fathers of recruits as well. lol
Do some of you guys really think our hostesses are an advantage for us? Or that we are the only school that uses them or if it is "sketchy" All of it very funny.
LL- yes, you did get me to laugh with the middle aged frat boy comment...I give you that, well played.
But. ALL schools have a hostess program, ask L'Ville... Most schools have a group of girls that cant spell girl, have no clue where the field is and are much much hotter and free then any girl we have in our program.
It is a great tool to use to make a recruit have a great time plus have the "stripper" effect. They think all girls are this hot and all in love with them, not the other 50 kids drooling over them.
Some cross the line and every school either ignores it or promotes it. It is sketchy as hell but it is there. Let's just say, don't brag to your buddies that your daughter is a hostess.
BTW- I am all for it! They should also require that these girls work as hard on the fathers of recruits as well. lol
After all those years of watching 40 Year Old Virgin, I just noticed he's wearing a shirt with his own bearded face on it. That would have been a hell of a "how I know you're gay" comeback.
They should call it the "Hostess With The Mostest" program.
(Can't wait for Professir Dowling's response to this one...I'm quite sure he's warning up the thesaurus already!)
(Can't wait for Professir Dowling's response to this one...I'm quite sure he's warning up the thesaurus already!)
There's a joke in here somewhere about hostess and Drake (where Ash played football..).. Just can't put it together
Marginally related story: I dated a girl at Rutgers that told me she almost went to Penn State. But when she toured Penn State, her mother told her that the girls there were too fat.
No, I am not kidding. True story.
In case you cannot connect the dots here... keep the hostesses.. as long as they are impressive. They don't have to sleep with anyone. They just have to have the right ratio of good-looking and friendly. Being super-friendly and charming has its own level of "hotness" to it.
No, I am not kidding. True story.
In case you cannot connect the dots here... keep the hostesses.. as long as they are impressive. They don't have to sleep with anyone. They just have to have the right ratio of good-looking and friendly. Being super-friendly and charming has its own level of "hotness" to it.
I would believe at least 25% of the recruits commit due to how attractive the girls are that they see on campus.
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