OFFICIAL Maryland Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Anticipation
Just like two zero one three
Same result this year?

 

[RU5781]

Ha ha ha ha ha
This is Flood's last football game
The Floodies are sad

 

[Knight Shift]

What is a Floodie?
Ron Jeremy thing creepy
Knights will beat the Terps.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Sad porn star fetish
Displaced from reality
Must lust after Flood.

 

[Rutgers 2004]

Knights versus the Terps
The pillow fight of the week
Fans don't give a f***

 

[DJ Spanky]

Serving turtle soup
Our tailgate after the game
Knights victorious.

 

[srru86]

The school of turtle
The state of the crabcake fried
Maryland menu?

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

Ah, two thousand six
Just nine years, but a lifetime
Now a sad program

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

Fire Kyle Flood!
Maryland will give us crabs
Fire Kyle Flood!

 

[Knight Shift]

The HandOfChaos
Got crabs from Ron Jeremy?
Major Haiku fail.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Beat the Terrapins!
Last home game for the seniors
Exit with a win.

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

At last Flood's last game
What will Julie be wearing
For Monday's presser

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haters continue
Hijacking different threads
Spewing their vile rage.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Cheer for the seniors
To end their Rutgers careers
On a winning note.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Warning for players
Don't get fat on Turkey Day
Got a game to win!

 

[Knight Shift]

Forecast calls for rain
Definite Flood on sidelines
Last of four year flood?

 

[RUDutch]

What's a Terrapin?
A fancy name for turtle
Game plan for slowness.

 

[RUDutch]

What's a Scarlet Knight
An armored guy with a sword
and red turtle blood

 

[Knight Shift]

Senior day party
Laviano to Carroo
Break touchdown record.

 

[Upstream]

Excitement could build
Eat, Drink, and Beat Maryland
Too bad no one cares

 

[RUDutch]

Upstream does not care
Then why is he on Rivals?
Maybe he does care

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku prediction
May be right-Nostradamus
Has nothing on me.

 

[iReC89]

Here's to the seniors!
Thank you, good luck and be well
Ignore grumpy fans

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's kick some Terp Butt
Season ends on a high note
Seniors' last home win!

 

[DJ Spanky]

We are now favored
Let's live up to our billing
Beat Turtle Nation!

 

[OTBOTOR]

Cheer the seniors on
But if P.S.A. is aired
Hear chorus of boos.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Two days to the game
So will Likely play or not?
And what's the weather?

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Kyle Flood's Staying
And Kyle Flood is Going
Where's Hayden Rettig?