OFFICIAL RU vs. Wazzu Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

What is a Wazzu?
They got played like a kazoo
By Portland State U.

 

[Knight Shift]

Wazzu Coach Mike Leach
Likes to spend time on the beach
He may get his wish.

 

[Knight Shift]

Bumpity bump bump
Haiku on Sunday OK
Scarlet Knights will win.

 

[TreyA]

Scarlet Knights will win
Against team from Washington
I suck at Haiku

 

[DirtyRU]

Send 'em back to Wash.
With their gimmicky offense.
But their logo's cool.

 

[DirtyRU]

Me likey haiku.
Me no likey the Wazzou.
Cougar go poo poo.

 

[Knight Shift]

Me likey haiku.
Me no likey the Wazzou.
Cougar go poo poo.

\
Go DirtyRU
In the very early lead
For the best Haiku.

 

[jmg75]

Once shot a cougar
With an old German Luger
These Cats we'll neuter.

 

[Knight Shift]

Which QB is best
Ten thousand PSU threads
No time for haiku

 

[PatrickRU92]

Will skin them alive
We will rip out their kidneys
And fry up their bones

 

[Knight Shift]

Pat RU 92
Haiku for TTFP
Will be horrific

 

[DJ Spanky]

Cougars come to town
Not NYCBankers type
Those who lose to us.

 

[tleeten]

Cougars come to town
Not NYCBankers type
Those who lose to us.

 

[tleeten]

Wazzu short for Wash (St) U
Pedd State a.k.a. Wash You
Two haikus in one

(Sorry, I know its a little distasteful, but couldn't resist the play on words)

 

[Knight Shift]

Mike Leach seat is warm
Wazzup disarray on field
We must get REAL LOUD

 

[mighty_knights]

Brace for big offense!
Our best defensive option?
Lock Leach in closet

 

[BeantownKnight]

They lost their QB
But, with two, which one will play?
Laviano or ..

.. Goddammit Laviano, your name has to many syllables!

 

[jmg75]

Cougars from Pullman
Hunt in Jersey on great paws
Knights rip out their claws.

 

[RCTrooper]

Lock Doors and Windows
Wazzu #1 in Arrests
I'll lay the 6 points

 

[DJ Spanky]

Leach Air Raid visits
Rain or no rain it's shot down
Excuses prevail.

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

Alums Keith Jackson
And Drew Bledsoe not enough
To prevent a loss

Oh, and by the way,
Edward Murrow's an alum
Still won't help the Cougs

 

[Knight Shift]

Chris Laviano
Will be the starting QB
Scarlet nation weeps.

 

[mikefla]

Chris Laviano
Will be the starting QB
Scarlet nation weeps.

Chris gets the nod
the crimson hue nation weeps
for joy

 

[ScarletDave]

Three-Thirty start time
I can finally sleep in
I am in college

 

[Knight Shift]

Leach names Falk QB
Leach will give Falk less options
Less chance for Falk ups?

 

[srru86]

Coach likes to play Pirate
Team plays like they are Lost Boys
Knights give them the hook

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

Cougars like young men
Who gets the nod, H Rettig
or Laviano?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Wazzu talkin' 'bout
Willis never ran 4 3
Thunder and Lightning

 

[DJ Spanky]

Look-a-like threads rock!
Haters gonna hate, screw them!
Just rock on Knight Shift!

 

[p0lisht0m]

R U for the win
Wazzu will bleed red from loss
We will have win two

 

[Ruthinking]

Wash State imploding
Not R U, were exploding
52 20

 

[RUforester72]

Cougars in Jersey
We don't play good football here
Up your Wazoo time!

 

[Knight Shift]

Thanks DJ Spanky
No time to do look alike threads
Except for Penn State.

 

[RCTrooper]

Flood: "What, Me Worry?"
Masses wait for Hamilton
Rettig at CB

 

[Ruthinking]

Wash ball, third and eight
Yet students chant, F Penn State
I don't care, just win

 

[Knight Shift]

Let it rain, rain, rain.
Run the ball four hundred yards
Flood brings down air raid.

 

[Knight Shift]

Leach-Jersey kids soft?
Can't spell WUSS without letters
W S U--Got it?

 

[stuw6]

Cougar is apt name
for team that plays football like
really hot grandmas

 

[Ruthinking]

Cougars will chase James,
Like cats after a laser,
He will not be caught

 

[iReC89]

Pandamonium!
A decent stadium name?
Lets rock it on Sat!