OT: Have a date with a 5* prospect this evening

[rutgersal]

Since Rutgers can't score, hopefully I will.

 

[ClassOf02]

Make sure you bring enough bags of cash.

 

[Ole Cabbagehead]

Does she have an "uncle" you will have to pay beforehand?

 

[RUtix4me]

Tight-end or Wide-receiver?

If a Qb? Pro-style or Spread?

Try and get an oral commitment, but be clear if there is a chance of decommitment prior the big moment.

Also be clear that NSD is the goal, not STD.

 

[cicero grimes]

Hopefully the OP will kiss and tell.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Be sure to tell her, in song, that only you have "Jersey Power".

 

[LC-88]

PICS or it never happened. Have fun.

 

[MadRU]

5 out of 10?

 

[RUinPinehurst]

Just heard that she de-committed from you, Al, and decided to go out with a PSU poster, instead.

 

[rubaseball78]

I'm hearing overrated.

 

[Beancounter88]

At Olde Queens we used to call these girls 10-to-2's. At 10 o'clock they're 2s - at 2 o'clock they're 10s.

 

[gef21]

Need to see the film for breakdown.

 

[RU848789]

Don't get flagged for encroachment or illegal use of hands...

 

[Knight Shift]

Only other offers were from community colleges, and it was rumored the prospect was going to be a huge project

 

[devoted2ru]

Well, if you do score, I'd go for 2 afterwards. -What the hell, you might as well try to get everything out of it that you can.

 

[jay_hq]

Hopefully the prospect will be 18 before playing ball.

 

[MURF87]

Al channeling his inner NYC Banker.

 

[cicero grimes]

Hopefully he will not have to "wait light years" for a second date.

 

[miketd1]

What were her other offers..?

 

[RU#1fan]

Tight-end or Wide-receiver?

If a Qb? Pro-style or Spread?

Try and get an oral commitment, but be clear if there is a chance of decommitment prior the big moment.

Also be clear that NSD is the goal, STD.

LMAO

 

[B1GRU91]

Going to Subway?

 

[Blitz Pakage]

Only a 2 star from what I'm able to gather. I heard she is a diamond in the ruff though! I'm glad you found her! Blitz her on every down and she's yours! Good Luck Al!

 

[RU31trap]

Since Rutgers can't score, hopefully I will.

Excellent news Al. I hope you show no mercy and run up the score. Remember style points matter.

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

This thread wins the most awkward thread award for 2016.

 

[cicero grimes]

My advice is to go full Harbaugh; show up shirtless and demand a sleepover.

 

[DHajekRC84]

[pfftt]did you mean to hit the " key instead of the * ?

 

[ScarletDave]

Hopefully you will have an in-home visit afterwards

 

[superfan01]

Wow. Al finally got that date with Tim Pernetti he always wanted.

Kidding aside, Heard she is a big ugly. We all know Al loves a strong OL.

Any nickname yet? How is her neck muscles.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Be ready with flowers when the cable installer gets there, Al.

 

[RU Golfer]

Has she mastered the power spread?

 

[Blitz Pakage]

Al, I hope you have a game plan. I don't want to here you went 3 and out all night! I hope you scouted her first. Bring home the win!

 

[lilphilw]

Just focusing on going 1-0 tonight

 

[mdh2003]

[pfftt]did you mean to hit the " key instead of the * ?

Ha!

 

[jay_hq]

dont target with the head too fast, you wouldnt want to get pre ejected before the end

 

[vkj91]

I hope she comes cheaper than R. Gary did.

 

[Toddwills00]

What state license plates does she have on her car?

 

[RUtix4me]

I heard on another site, can't post a link,and it is "premium info" her name is Jen Slate.

I bet you can't wait for the student section to think up a chant.

 

[greenknight]

I see a decommit coming this afternoon

 

[LotusAggressor]

Remember, you have to tell her if you're a cop.

 

[Cruising Route 66]

Since Rutgers can't score, hopefully I will.

A five star is clearly better than a two bagger. By all means then, it has to be the Frog and The Peach for dinner. :>)