I don't get the pumpkin pickers.
See, here's the thing, all you pumpkin picking people...
When you go to, say, Wemrock Orchards and sit in a 45 minute traffic jam on a 2 lane farm road so that you can park in the mud and walk half a mile to the "pumpkin patch", what you're overlooking is this one little fact.
THEY DON'T GROW PUMPKINS THERE!
The pumpkins are brought in on a truck. Late at night the truck, loaded with pumpkins and Mexicans, drives through the field. Said Mexicans toss said pumpkins from the truck.
These are the exact same pumpkins you can buy at Trader Joe's or Gristedes or wherever the f*ck else it is they sell produce in Staten Island.
Please. Stay. There.