This is not funnyI've been told it is cheaper and less agonizing to hire a hitman.
This is not funnyI've been told it is cheaper and less agonizing to hire a hitman.
Pictures in this thread? It’s not creepy since I’m only 22You in NJ? NJ seems to have some complicated emancipation rules.
When my eldest graduated college, I emailed my ex that I was cutting my child support payments by a third, with which the ex had no problem.
Had the kid immediately gone to grad school, I couldn't have done that. Had she not gone to school, it would be 21 (I think) unless she joined the military at 18, in which case she'd be immediately emancipated.
Had we gone through the courts, I'm guessing the court would've asked for everybody's current financial info and recomputed everything for two kids.
I should've sold her to a Saudi prince when she was 13. Blonde, blue eyed and beautiful - would've fetched me an easy $5 million. That'd be a lot of hookers and blow, I'm just sayin'. My youngest (male) doesn't want me to get snipped - says I should have some more daughters and not make the same mistake as last time. Probably figures his cut of my estate will go up, the mercenary little brat. LOL
The way things have settled out for us is that my daughter, who's 24 and working in NYC for a couple years before going for her MBA, is now living full time with her mom across town, while my youngest (19), who is a sophomore and is also working part-time as an EMT is living full-time with me. Our middle child, (21), graduates this year and is headed for law school. He lives year round off-campus in New Brunswick.Yeah, they don't just stop. It has to be approved by the court. To my shock the ex didn't object to it. I'm sure she had a lawyer tell her it was over.
I had to file a papers stating my youngest had a job waiting before she finished school and most important, my son who had already finished school, was working full time, and had been living with me for a while so it was a slam dunk.
Sure, but it'll cost you $5 million. LOLPictures in this thread? It’s not creepy since I’m only 22
I thought that’s only if I keep herSure, but it'll cost you $5 million. LOL
That's the cost for visual rent too.I thought that’s only if I keep her
Better than tinderThat's the cost for visual rent too.
I'll have to shoot her a text that I'm pimping her on the RU forum. She'll be thrilled, I'm sure. LOL
Never used it. Or any other dating site.Better than tinder
The way it should be. Very nice.Civil and peaceful is definitely the way to go, hopefully your wife can ultimately arrive at the same conclusion. It sounds like emotions are running high right now, but if you can delay a bit, allow time for everyone to simmer down, and be willing to compromise, especially about financial stuff, that can save you a ton of money and heartache.
I had an unusually good divorce. We had property, kids, retirement plans, etc. Plus I had stock options in a company and my own business. Typical stuff that can lead to tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of legal and financial analyst fees.
My total legal bill for the entire divorce was $385.
My ex and I worked out almost everything ourselves and the attorneys were only there to dot the i's and cross the t's. By prior agreement, my ex had her attorney draw up an initial, standard, divorce agreement that split everything down the middle (including equal custody). Then she (my ex) and I just worked through it together and amended it as we saw fit. Her attorney updated it, my attorney reviewed it. Done. Neither I nor my attorney bothered to attend court for it - there was no need.
It's only when one side or the other gets dumb and insists on prying every possible penny, or every possible minute of custody, that things get really contentious. Or when the parties want to use the divorce as a weapon to punish the other. Which is cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.
My ex and I have remained friends, we do family holidays (like Christmas, Thanksgiving) together, still go out to dinner with our kids (the youngest of which is 19 now). I'm just saying, it's possible to have a divorce and not rip each others' heads off. Sounds like you understand that. Hopefully your wife comes to realize it too.
Good luck.
And because you're not particularly picky. If they "BAAAAAA", you're there.Never used it. Or any other dating site.
Before @DJ Spanky says it, it's mostly because sheep can't fill out online profiles.
No, it was his attraction for woolly livestock.Just one question. Was the reason for divorce "hookers and blow?" Or was that the fun that came after divorce?
Actually, hookers and blow could've been a wedge issue. We shared the same dealer/pimp and couldn't come to an agreement on who got him.The way it should be. Very nice.
Just one question. Was the reason for divorce "hookers and blow?" Or was that the fun that came after divorce?
Not at all. Neither of us was particularly sexually possessive. [winking]No, it was his attraction for woolly livestock.
i went through a divorce in the mid 90s zazoo, so sorry it didn’t work out for you.
I found it ironic that I had to paid my ex wife’s attorney’s retainer, I actually paid a person to gouge me.
Tony has crossed over.I've been told it is cheaper and less agonizing to hire a hitman.
Here's some things that I learned:Hoping my fellow RU brethren can provide an assist; currently in the midst of an unnecessarily nasty divorce. I wanted a civil/peaceful divorce via mediation, while my wife immediately lawyered-up and has taken me down an unexpectedly perilous path.
I'm looking for both attorney suggestions in South Jersey and best practices in contentious cases such as this.
TIA
That is unethical and no reputable attorney would risk disbarment to engage in a conspiracy such as you claim against his/her client. I have been doing this for 25 years and did a lot of matrimonial earlier in my career. Never was I approached by an adversary to engage in the scenario you presented. It is fantasy and the op needs advice not fairy tails.My best man was an attorney. He told me right out that once each party has an attorney, they contact each other and pretty much conspire to keep the thing going to bill as many hours as possible. They would be out of business if each side settled quickly and amicably.
The vast majority of lawyers are awful people and only care about billing hours. The few good lawyers out there are there for one thing, to protect you from the bad ones. The Simpsons summed it up best:
That’s the law not the lawyers decisionAbsolutely insane that you are required to pay support a millisecond past 18th birthday. F'in lawyers! The only lower form of life is when they become politicians!!!
This would be one of the fastest ways possible to be disbarredThat is unethical and no reputable attorney would risk disbarment to engage in a conspiracy such as you claim against his/her client. I have been doing this for 25 years and did a lot of matrimonial earlier in my career. Never was I approached by an adversary to engage in the scenario you presented. It is fantasy and the op needs advice not fairy tails.
Hoping my fellow RU brethren can provide an assist; currently in the midst of an unnecessarily nasty divorce. I wanted a civil/peaceful divorce via mediation, while my wife immediately lawyered-up and has taken me down an unexpectedly perilous path.
I'm looking for both attorney suggestions in South Jersey and best practices in contentious cases such as this.
TIA
Thank you all for the kind words and suggestions. This board truly is a brotherhood! Speaking of which, where is brotherskinny?
Yes, we have one child, whom I'm trying to shield, best I can. Unfortunately, my wife comes from a litigious family...and as such, has the tatical high ground. I don't think the way she does (fortunately, though not in this case)..and neither does my attorney.
Hoping my fellow RU brethren can provide an assist; currently in the midst of an unnecessarily nasty divorce. I wanted a civil/peaceful divorce via mediation, while my wife immediately lawyered-up and has taken me down an unexpectedly perilous path.
I'm looking for both attorney suggestions in South Jersey and best practices in contentious cases such as this.
TIA
Didn't mean to offend you. My wife is an attorney so I get your point. My comment was more of a joke. I sincerely apologize.I'm deliberately not a divorce attorney. But your comment is so patently offensive about only caring about billable hours. Just this past Friday, my partner had a screaming match with one client, who was $20,000 in the hole on unpaid legal bills, yet insisted on continuing a war over the custody of the family dog. My partner was pleading with her to put an end to the hemorrhaging and she absolutely refused. She will collect her legal fees on the sale of their home, and will do So while shaking her head at their foolishness, which she screamed several times during this heated converation.
So sorry that we attornies have to bill when we do work for people. This is no different than every other working person everywhere. Particularly where that kind of work requires attorneys to deal with angry, irrational people at their absolute worst, who insist on wasting their money, despite our most sensible advice. How dare they complain about "only care about hours." Total and utter bullshit. They aren't all like the above instance, but those that are, it is the normally the people who are the scoundrels, and their attorneys work hard to the point of emotional exhaustion to save clients not only from their spouse, but from themselves as well.
Hoping my fellow RU brethren can provide an assist; currently in the midst of an unnecessarily nasty divorce. I wanted a civil/peaceful divorce via mediation, while my wife immediately lawyered-up and has taken me down an unexpectedly perilous path.
I'm looking for both attorney suggestions in South Jersey and best practices in contentious cases such as this.
TIA
Didn't mean to offend you. My wife is an attorney so I get your point. My comment was more of a joke. I sincerely apologize.
I talked to an attorney about a prenup prior to getting married. He said unless you have ridiculous money it’s a waste to have one in NJI was serious about the prenup question . Seems like with all the marriages ending in divorce and people getting married later in life ..i.e more assets. You would think more people would enter into them and wonder how/if held up in court.