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The real schiano man song

Plum Street

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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Teel and Martinek are tailgating next to me
Wondering if they will ever get in the Stadium again

Tailgater says, "Schiano, can you get me a victory
I really forget how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew we would compete
Even when Big East refs tried to give us the hose."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn

Get us a win, you're the Schiano man
Get us a win tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a victory
Even if we have to see the Wild Knight

Now Schiano in the that big Piscataway house was a friend of mine
He got me my tickets for free
And he's quick with an edsall joke or to suspend two star offensive players after a smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bob, West Virginia keeps beating me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be an NFL coach
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn


Now Ray Rice was a good football player
Then he took an elevator ride with his soon to be wife
And he's talkin' with Flood, who was always a dud
And probably will be for life

And the board of governors is practicing politics
As Britt and Davis slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a love they call Rutgers Football
But it's better than playing in the Carrier Dome

Get us a victory you're the Schiano man
Get us a win tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a bowl game
I just hope we aren’t playing against Pat White

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Mulchahy gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they’ve been comin' to see
To forget about Penn State’s Second Mile for a while

And the expensive scoreboard lights up like a carnival
And I sneak to my seats with some beer
And they sit at the Audi Club bar and put bread in Mulchay’s jar
And say, "Pernetti, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn

Now we got Chris Ash and we often get run over
Kinda like BuffaNova
Forget the chop now we are on the Hunt
But all we ever do is punt

Get us a victory you're the Schiano man
Bring back the Wild Knight
Well we're all in the mood for a bowl game
I just hope we aren’t playing against Pat White
 
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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Teel and Martinek are tailgating next to me
Wondering if they will ever get in the Stadium again

Tailgater says, "Schiano, can you get me a victory
I really forget how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew we would compete
Even when Big East refs tried to give us the hose."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn

Get us a win, you're the Schiano man
Get us a win tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a victory
Even if we have to see the Wild Knight

Now Schiano in the that big Piscataway house was a friend of mine
He got me my tickets for free
And he's quick with an edsall joke or to suspend two star offensive players after a smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bob, West Virginia keeps beating me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be an NFL coach
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn


Now Ray Rice was a good football player
Then he took an elevator ride with his soon to be wife
And he's talkin' with Flood, who was always a dud
And probably will be for life

And the board of governors is practicing politics
As the two star offensive players slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a love they call Rutgers Football
But it's better than playing in the Carrier Dome

Get us a victory you're the Schiano man
Get us a win tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a bowl game
I just hope we aren’t playing against Pat White

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Mulchahy gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they’ve been comin' to see
To forget about Penn State’s Second Mile for a while

And the expensive scoreboard lights up like a carnival
And I sneak to my seats with some beer
And they sit at the Audi Club bar and put bread in Mulchay’s jar
And say, "Pernetti, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn

Now we got Chris Ash and we often get run over
Kinda like BuffaNova
Forget the chop now we are on the Hunt
But all we ever do is punt

Get us a victory you're the Schiano man
Bring back the Wild Knight
Well we're all in the mood for a bowl game
I just hope we aren’t playing against Pat White
I'll rent a Winnebago if you bring a PIANO (not a damn guitar) and some buddies, and we will make a video.
 
Administratively Flood was inferior to Ash...but on the coaching...scheming front, Flood kicks Ash's Ash.
 
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Teel and Martinek are tailgating next to me
Wondering if they will ever get in the Stadium again

Tailgater says, "Schiano, can you get me a victory
I really forget how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew we would compete
Even when Big East refs tried to give us the hose."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn

Get us a win, you're the Schiano man
Get us a win tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a victory
Even if we have to see the Wild Knight

Now Schiano in the that big Piscataway house was a friend of mine
He got me my tickets for free
And he's quick with an edsall joke or to suspend two star offensive players after a smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bob, West Virginia keeps beating me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be an NFL coach
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn


Now Ray Rice was a good football player
Then he took an elevator ride with his soon to be wife
And he's talkin' with Flood, who was always a dud
And probably will be for life

And the board of governors is practicing politics
As the two star offensive players slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a love they call Rutgers Football
But it's better than playing in the Carrier Dome

Get us a victory you're the Schiano man
Get us a win tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a bowl game
I just hope we aren’t playing against Pat White

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Mulchahy gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they’ve been comin' to see
To forget about Penn State’s Second Mile for a while

And the expensive scoreboard lights up like a carnival
And I sneak to my seats with some beer
And they sit at the Audi Club bar and put bread in Mulchay’s jar
And say, "Pernetti, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da beat UConn

Now we got Chris Ash and we often get run over
Kinda like BuffaNova
Forget the chop now we are on the Hunt
But all we ever do is punt

Get us a victory you're the Schiano man
Bring back the Wild Knight
Well we're all in the mood for a bowl game
I just hope we aren’t playing against Pat White


Excellent
 
Need to update the lyrics to this one if he’s coming back. This is better to read than “ash will get us smashed” stuff
 
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Need to update the lyrics to this one if he’s coming back. This is better to read than “ash will get us smashed” stuff
Gotta give plum credit. His ash call was dead on. And I ripped him at first for it.
Wfst was it that you saw in ash that early that made you predict he would be a dud?
 
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Gotta give plum credit. His ash call was dead on. And I ripped him at first for it.
Wfst was it that you saw in ash that early that made you predict he would be a dud?

Just felt he was a terrible fit and we were being cheap. Still not sure what the hell hobbs saw in him. I think Hobbs, who was on the job what 2 week, was the nerdy kid sniffing jocks and was enamored with the Alvarez and Meyer bs
 
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