C’mon now. You gotta do your part and not jinx us.
It’s a good thing I ate 4 pastries and 3 donuts to serve as a counter jinx and ensure we win this. Now I gotta go to a BBQ.
I’ll demonstrate my elite athleticism by actually managing to shower and shave even though both my feet are totally numb and I think my heart might’ve stopped for the last 20 minutes.
