Mehringer and Ash have been touting this 'we can't win because we have no talent' thing and that's the only reason why Dare hasn't sniffed the field. They're afraid fans will see they have a clear Heisman winner (no, not candidate, WINNER) on the roster. He can make an 80-yard pass and pick a fly off a goalpost with a mere flick of his wrist. He's so fast he can elude 11 defenders without the need for an O-line. On kick returns, the opponents part like the Red Sea for him because they know there's no chance. As a defender, he'll simultaneously pancake three linemen and take down the opposing QB. In the off chance the pass is thrown, he'll intercept every pass thrown within 30 yards and turn it into a pick six. If he ever needs to kick an extra point, the opponents carry the goalposts to the ball for fear of offending him. He is Michael Dare, the best football player in the world and he has been buried at sixth string on the depth chart.
Seriously, these Rettig threads have been ridiculous for months now.
Seriously, these Rettig threads have been ridiculous for months now.