OFFICIAL Knight v. Husky Haiku Thread

[greenknight]

Where the hell to watch
Not smart enough to download
Too late Rutgers Wins

 

[cicero grimes]

Hahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.

Phila, are you a card player?

 

[cicero grimes]

Knight has given up
Grimes, a Mets fan, must be good
But bad at Haiku

I am a poetry professor at Syracuse.

 

[Extra Point]

What the F is this?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Poor cicero grimes
Haiku not for everyone
Failure imminent.

 

[17Q66]

Like Snow Falling On
Cedars, Rutgers Scores Again
Nintendo Touchdowns

 

[PhilaPhans]

Phila, are you a card player?

Yeah, I play Bridge often.
Also like Poker Friday's.
Won't turn down some Spades.

 

[cicero grimes]

What is a syllable?

 

[cicero grimes]

Yeah, I play Bridge often.
Also like Poker Friday's.
Won't turn down some Spades.

You play in A/C? I am down there every Friday night.

 

[PhilaPhans]

You play in A/C? I am down there every Friday night.

F the haikus for a second.
Nah, I don't play much outside of home $5 games.
I've been starting to get into some stuff at Harrah's in Chester by doing some low level limit stuff (it's right near where I work, whereas AC is an hour away). At some point I'll jump into some small tournament stuff for fun.

 

[DJ Spanky]

What is a syllable?

 

[cicero grimes]

F the haikus for a second.
Nah, I don't play much outside of home $5 games.
I've been starting to get into some stuff at Harrah's in Chester by doing some low level limit stuff (it's right near where I work, whereas AC is an hour away). At some point I'll jump into some small tournament stuff for fun.

Got it. PM me if you are ever down. I usually play only tourneys on Friday nights.

 

[armenius]

Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Will win this game by eight points
Twenty eight, twenty

 

[mikershoein]

The Giants suck it
J-E-T-S jets, jets blow
Eagles and Rutgers rule

 

[iReC89]

Call the dawg catcher
Knights defense will fill the pound
Cool cat Ash hounds dawgs

 

[RUROCKIN]

We are underdogs
they say Donald will lose too
RU and Trump win

Alaska Puppy
so innocent and naive
I feel sad for you

Husky Stadium
anticipation rising
at games' end, sad dogs

 

[RUROCKIN]

The Giants suck it
J-E-T-S jets, jets blow
Eagles and Rutgers rule

The Eagles eat shit
Giants squash trashy Eagles
RU saves your ass

 

[stuw6]

Huskies are cute dogs
Have feeling that next Friday
Rutgers screws the pooch

 

[Knight Shift]

PAC Twelve Network blows
Limited license, hello?
Thanks for nothing folks

 

[DJ Spanky]

Must listen to game
on WRSU?
Not in north Jersey.

Some other station
I'll tune in on Saturday
Listen to the game.

Sucks it's not broadcast
First game I won't watch in years
PAC 12 network blows.

 

[Knight Shift]

Must listen to game
on WRSU?
Not in north Jersey.

Some other station
I'll tune in on Saturday
Listen to the game.

Sucks it's not broadcast
First game I won't watch in years
PAC 12 network blows.

Computer savvy?
Many ways to watch the game,
VPN advised.

 

[ScarletStateofNJ]

Flood waters recede
Winds of change blow Ashes west
Laviano, yes?

 

[RUforester72]

RU underdog
to Seattle for the win
A Husky sad dog

 

[DJ Spanky]

The neutered puppies
Flee from Husky Stadium
Tails between their legs.

 

[RUcatskills]

Laviano steady
While Rutgers grinds down the dogs.
The Nasdaq plummets.

 

[delaynomore]

I wouldn't send a
Knight out on a dog like this
I am here all week

 

[stuw6]

Pac-12 pretty smart
to not show game in the East
Since Huskies get rocked

 

[stuw6]

I always wondered
what your mascot would look like
when named after pants

 

[DJ Spanky]

Serving Husky stew
Minutes after the game ends
The dog meat special.

 

[RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove]

Does not matter if
Washington. Connecticut.
Rutgers beat Huskies

 

[Knight Shift]

Home of grunge music
Huskies listen to sad songs
After Knights win big

 

[DJ Spanky]

Knights victorious
The Huskies howl a sad tune
Wallow in defeat.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Husky fans: enjoy
the State Fair in Puyallup
Because Rutgers Wins!

Roll Over Huskies
Roll over.. good boys huskies..
Now play dead. Good boys.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Time is almost here
Husky defeat imminent
Rutgers with the win.

 

[Knight Shift]

Thanks PAC 12 Network
Watching the game a challenge
Upstream streamers' team

 

[iReC89]

Inlaw has Comcast
Time for a Pac12 upgrade
We Are - Family

 

[OTBOTOR]

Power spread attacks
Purple jerseys can't keep up
Not fat, they're husky

 

[DJ Spanky]

Power spread attacks
Purple jerseys can't keep up
Not fat, they're husky

"Can you tell me, does
Purple makes my butt look fat?"
"No, you're just Husky."

 

[DJ Spanky]

Go west Scarlet Knights
Press onward to Seattle
Claim your victory!