OFFICIAL Rutgers v.s Howard Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Ash debut at home
Bison slower than huskies
Knights run wild for win

 

[DJ Spanky]

Howard comes to town
The Ooh La La Girls perform
Best part of the game.

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

We are very weak
Howard is even weaker
We could win this one

 

[RUforester72]

Rutgers has to prove
That a bowl is in our future
So run up the score

 

[APKnight]

Rutgers twenty eight
Howard U scores seventeen
A win is a win

 

[DJ Spanky]

Tailgate set to go
Beer and scotch will be flowing
Hold it, there's a game?

 

[jerseyjustin]

Kill.
Kill.
Kill.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Howard? Howard Who?
Is that the new quarterback?
Ooh La La Dancers

 

[RUDutch]

What Justin meant:

Kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill

 

[stuw6]

Huskie game sucked balls.
Lose again and people ask
What is a Rutgers?

 

[mighty_knights]

The Ooh La La Girls
Get flagged during half time for...
Backfield in Motion

 

[RU Golfer]

First game very lame
Get back on our feet and win
This Saturday's game

 

[highsoxguy]

Fans whine about heat
Knights cook Bison patties
Ooh la lahs slink home

 

[OTBOTOR]

Must save Beverly
From evil Doc Overlord
Howard is a duck

 

[DJ Spanky]

So on the menu
Pork roll, egg, cheese sandwiches
Wait, it's Taylor Ham!