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OT: Powerball up to 900 Million

We're moving into THREE chicks at the same time territory.
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can't believe no one has had this awesome thought.. a personal(and private) apartment at HPSS overlooking the field
 
I bought my 1 ticket and hope to double my money and get $4. :pray::pray::pray:
If I happen to win the top prize my wife and I will be leaving for
a warm destination the day after the money is deposited into my account.
We'll be packing an ample supply of blank checks that we can write out while
relaxing by the pool & beach until we return home in May.
 
Bwahahaha.... hey, he IS honest!
Pretty sure he's about as serious about it is I am w/all my hookers and blow comments. I mean, I've never actually had sex with a hooker. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

I like that he kept a straight face.
 
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When I win, I'll pay whatever it takes to bring Flood back for a lifetime contract
 
It has now passed my threshold to actually waste money and buy a couple of tickets.

So here's the amazing thing. If you take the lump sum payment and figure a 45% net tax rate (federal and state combined, but taking the deduction for paying state income taxes), you'd need a jackpot around $1.7 billion for it to be a fair bet. (Odds are 292 million to 1, and tickets are $2, so you need to net around $590 million to hit fair bet territory. The other prizes don't really move the needle very much, so you can ignore them.)
 
So here's the amazing thing. If you take the lump sum payment and figure a 45% net tax rate (federal and state combined, but taking the deduction for paying state income taxes), you'd need a jackpot around $1.7 billion for it to be a fair bet. (Odds are 292 million to 1, and tickets are $2, so you need to net around $590 million to hit fair bet territory. The other prizes don't really move the needle very much, so you can ignore them.)
Powerball is state tax free.
 
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