One day, a rabbit, a turtle, and a buzzard were planning on starting a farm. The turtle and buzzard were digging holes, and they sent the rabbit out to find horse manure, to fertilize the land. While the rabbit is out finding manure, the turtle and buzzard strike oil. They become instantly rich. When the rabbit returns, he sees a mansion. He rings the doorbell and a butler answers. The rabbit says "where is the buzzard and the turtle?" The butler replies "Mr. Buzz-Ard is out by the yard, and Mr. Tur-Tel is out by the well." The rabbit says, "Tell Mr Tur-Tel who is out by the well, and Mr Buzz-Ard, who's out by the yard, that Mr. Rab-Bit is here with the shit!"
