With a chimp as the donor?A brain transplant?
LOL, got a thing for the Asians? Who knew. Me, I'm all about variety.$10,000,000 in my bank account PLUS all the high-level (we're talking $1000/hour +) Asian hookers I want for the rest of my life.
(seriously, what kind of insane question is this???)
Im thinking if he were able to nab a high profile Defensive Coordinator, get Rashan Gary and a couple other recruits I would be willing to entertain the concept
I wouldn't even let him fire the cannon, too complicated to do while writing notesSeriously? I might consider letting him man the cannon-
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If Flood is retained for another season, something I still think is more likely than not given the RU administration's history, this board's meltdown will be truly epic. We'll shift from standard bipolar mode right into full on psychotic mode.
Despite the fact that I don't think Flood is the right guy for the job and never did, I have to confess that I almost hope they retain him just to have a chance to watch the level of insanity ramp up here as the weeks slip by by without an announcement.
OTOH, it's a pretty good bet that the same drama-queens whose lives will apparently be utterly destroyed if Flood stays will become equally drama-filled by whoever RU winds up hiring to replace him. Which will also be fun to watch.
And if the new coaching staff happens to pick Laviano to start over Rettig and Russo (if he stays committed), then that, combined with this board's better support for retaining old threads and posts, would make for a truly fun time.
Either way, it's a great time to be an observer of human nature.
Agreed on all fronts. If he comes back, I'll survive and focus on my tailgating game. I'll still hope for and root for wins, but my expectations of competing well in the Big Ten will be delayed another season.Ah, but not all of us Rutgers fans are psychotic, unless the very nature of being a fan of this university implies an agitated mental state.
I personally have no interest in melting down if Flood is retained for next season, but will very likely become apathetic to the football program while his tenure continues. This year has marked the first time in ten years that the tailgating is more entertaining and worthwhile to me than actually attending the games. I have still gone to the games, but with little emotion and expectation for success; the meltdown both on and off the field this season has probably caused my defensive human nature to kick in accordingly.
Sure, many fanbases and message posters are prone to discussions with increased levels of emotion and being overly critical of their programs, but doesn't that really just mean that they care? Apathy to me is a way more dangerous phenomenon, and with it can go large portions of fanbases and funding/donations alike.