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Hookers and blow

RU4Real

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Rutgers football is a $27 million / year business.

Just for fun, I thought "how much is $27 million in hookers and blow?"

Anybody (@mildone) have any numbers on that?

Might make for some more inspired tailgating...
 
Okay... so at current hooker rates we're talking about 90,000 hours.

Now we're getting somewhere.
 
I haven't bought an 8 ball in 25 years so I couldn't run those numbers properly. Sorry. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
The kind of hookers you really want to be with are gonna run a minimum of $3,000/night and up. Figure another $600 to $1,200 or so for blow for the night. So call it 6,400 nights of good wholesome fun.
 
The kind of hookers you really want to be with are gonna run a minimum of $3,000/night and up. Figure another $600 to $1,200 or so for blow for the night. So call it 6,400 nights of good wholesome fun.

Or there's the LoBro route: Tunnel Bunnies are maybe $50 a head (pun intended) and some street rock can be had for under $50, so we're talking nearly a 1000 years worth of quality entertainment and you never even have to leave your car.
 
The kind of hookers you really want to be with are gonna run a minimum of $3,000/night and up. Figure another $600 to $1,200 or so for blow for the night. So call it 6,400 nights of good wholesome fun.
This is what I was thinking, what quality of hooker and blow are we talking about?

If I have $27 million I'm going top shelf.
 
This is what I was thinking, what quality of hooker and blow are we talking about?

If I have $27 million I'm going top shelf.


You guys seem to know a lot about this subject. :)

Being an RU fan though, I could understand knowing a lot about alcohol. If you drink a lot during a game, everything gets squiggly and the offense actually looks like it's moving the ball.
 
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You seem to know a lot about this. :)



You guys seem to know a lot about this subject. :)

Being an RU fan though, I could understand knowing a lot about alcohol. If you drink a lot during a game, everything gets squiggly and the offense actually looks like it's moving the ball.
Uh, I have HBO?
 
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