If Within 5 Years Coach Ash Is Sleeping On Nuts's Couch....
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The answer is, it depends.
Presumably, you're basing this question on the fact that Ash might hire Lane Kiffen as his OC leading, inevitably, to Ash going into hiding after performing a fatal Bobbittectomy on Kiffen. So the answer depends on three things:
(1) How long since Kiffen was unmanned?
(2) Did Ash remember to wipe down everything he touched?
(3) What is Ash's head coaching record at the time?
Presumably, you're basing this question on the fact that Ash might hire Lane Kiffen as his OC leading, inevitably, to Ash going into hiding after performing a fatal Bobbittectomy on Kiffen. So the answer depends on three things:
(1) How long since Kiffen was unmanned?
(2) Did Ash remember to wipe down everything he touched?
(3) What is Ash's head coaching record at the time?
I'm really not sure how to respond to this one so I'm gonna think about while I drive my buddy and his gf to the airport. *back in an hour*
Mark this day in your calendar, people, because it may not happen again!!! Although in an hour we will get a response, then Al will show up, Banker might return, Mrs. Screw will comment which will draw Mr. Screw into it, someone will get mad at someone, and John will delete the thread.
Does this take into account him being fired in 3 years for not satisfying Scarlet Nation members?
Nah, we don't need John for that.
We're gonna need you to re-word your first sentence.
