Met a Rutgers Cheerleader this AM

[RUScrew85]

Was at my local WaWa on the way to work. Lovely young lady running the register asked if I was a season ticket holder after seeing my Touchdown Club shirt. I asked her if she was a student she replied she was a Cheerleader. Very nice young lady. Finishing up her summer job and heading back to NB soon.

 

[KnightsofChrome]

And, Mrs. Screw...where was she? :sunglasses:

 

[RU4Real]

Was at my local WaWa on the way to work. Lovely young lady running the register asked if I was a season ticket holder after seeing my Touchdown Club shirt. I asked her if she was a student she replied she was a Cheerleader. Very nice young lady. Finishing up her summer job and heading back to NB soon.

Firing off emails to Julie.

See, they have a system - they work the Big Picture from different angles.

 

[red sail]

You know the rule. Pics or this didn't happen. ;)

 

[RUScrew85]

And, Mrs. Screw...where was she? :sunglasses:

Who?

Oh, uh, Delete Thread!!!!1!11!1!!ONE

 

[RUScrew85]

You know the rule. Pics or this didn't happen. ;)

I was trying to be walk the line between being a supportive alumni and not being a creepy old man.

 

[Knightmoves]

Boy what a slow news day this is.

 

[Piscataway]

I was trying to be walk the line between being a supportive alumni and not being a creepy old man.

Always error on the side of being the creepy old man...

 

[RU4Real]

Always error on the side of being the creepy old man...

It has absolutely worked for me.

 

[Scarlet16E]

Well this settles the Wawa versus Quick Check debate.

 

[RutgersUnion]

Was she singing?

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Always error on the side of being the creepy old man...

*era

 

[Caliknight]

Always error on the side of being the creepy old man...

Reminds me of my yearly visit to the Theta house at USC. Wife takes me there every year at homecoming, where she connects with other alums. After knowing who half the house was from the newsletter we get every quarter (not my fault I retain information easily), I'm pretty sure she is rethinking this incredible gift. My strategy is to downplay it this year. We'll see how that goes.

 

[RU4Real]

Reminds me of my yearly visit to the Theta house at USC. Wife takes me there every year at homecoming, where she connects with other alums. After knowing who half the house was from the newsletter we get every quarter (not my fault I retain information easily), I'm pretty sure she is rethinking this incredible gift. My strategy is to downplay it this year. We'll see how that goes.

"Hi. You must be... um... wait, don't tell me... Buffy, right? You're a moderately attractive woman. You have very average breasts."

I don't see it working.

 

[MrsScrew]

*era

it's "err" but you are all excited my husband met a cheerleader in the Wawa so I'll forgive the grammatical errors.

and yes, he told me about it. And, knowing what 4Real would have said, my first question was "did you invite her to a tailgate?"

 

[Raritan83]

*era

**err

 

[Caliknight]

"Hi. You must be... um... wait, don't tell me... Buffy, right? You're a moderately attractive woman. You have very average breasts."

I don't see it working.

I started off with their major. You know, the slow play.

 

[StyleKnight]

I started off with their major. You know, the slow play.

You sound like a thrilling conversationalist.

 

[RUich]

I thought the in place was Subway.

 

[Caliknight]

You sound like a thrilling conversationalist.

You are right. Maybe this year I will ask their thoughts on the inevitable Russian invasion of the Ukraine, and its geopolitical implications for the west. Or maybe something about their underwear. Both are sure to win me a sandwich.

 

[RUScrew85]

it's "err" but you are all excited my husband met a cheerleader in the Wawa so I'll forgive the grammatical errors.

and yes, he told me about it. And, knowing what 4Real would have said, my first question was "did you invite her to a tailgate?"

That was the creepy line I did not cross.

 

[KnightsofChrome]

It has absolutely worked for me.

Ditto...

 

[RU4Real]

That was the creepy line I did not cross.

It's irrelevant, as they have a standing invitation.

 

[RUScrew85]

It's irrelevant, as they have a standing invitation.

And you know I'll keep an eye out for her selling 50-50 tickets!

 

[RUSK97]

Now RUScrew if only you had an Accord to offer her a ride in, things would've gotten really interesting.

Apologies MrsScrew

 

[Abro1975]

Here's an interesting story. I'm in sales, I was calling on a customer in NNJ, I see a new competitor in the waiting area near me, we start talking, she is very young, very attractive . She is a college Grad from last year. She says she may not stay in the industry or area after spring 2016. I ask why since she is just starting, she says her fiancee is a College football player and will probably be a high draft choice and relocate and she will go with him. So I mention I'm a big College FB fan, ask who her Fiance is. Turns out her fiance is Hackenberg, lol. I said Pedd St sucks.. No I didn't , I was polite, lol. Wished her luck.

13 Abro1975, 9 minutes ago

 

[RU4Real]

Here's an interesting story. I'm in sales, I was calling on a customer in NNJ, I see a new competitor in the waiting area near me, we start talking, she is very young, very attractive . She is a college Grad from last year. She says she may not stay in the industry or area after spring 2016. I ask why since she is just starting, she says her fiancee is a College football player and will probably be a high draft choice and relocate and she will go with him. So I mention I'm a big College FB fan, ask who her Fiance is. Turns out her fiance is Hackenberg, lol. I said Pedd St sucks.. No I didn't , I was polite, lol. Wished her luck.

13 Abro1975, 9 minutes ago

What drug do you sell?

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Always error on the side of being the creepy old man...

That is why creepy old men are always smiling..

 

[Abro1975]

Good guess. Respiratory class.

What drug do you sell?

 

[Lions8286]

Here's an interesting story. I'm in sales, I was calling on a customer in NNJ, I see a new competitor in the waiting area near me, we start talking, she is very young, very attractive . She is a college Grad from last year. She says she may not stay in the industry or area after spring 2016. I ask why since she is just starting, she says her fiancee is a College football player and will probably be a high draft choice and relocate and she will go with him. So I mention I'm a big College FB fan, ask who her Fiance is. Turns out her fiance is Hackenberg, lol. I said Pedd St sucks.. No I didn't , I was polite, lol. Wished her luck.

13 Abro1975, 9 minutes ago

You know, that is a valuable piece of information re: Spring 2016. That confirms that Hack forgoes his Sr. year.

 

[Abro1975]

PS- she said 'maybe' or 'probably' I forget which. :)

You know, that is a valuable piece of information re: Spring 2016. That confirms that Hack forgoes his Sr. year.

 

[ddsmugs]

 

[Upstream]

You know, that is a valuable piece of information re: Spring 2016. That confirms that Hack forgoes his Sr. year.

No it doesn't. It just confirms that she is naive and believes what he tells her. I mean, she thinks he is going to be a high draft choice and is going to take her with him.

 

[red sail]

By the looks of this pic Mr screw is getting the digits....

 

[RUScrew85]

You know, that is a valuable piece of information re: Spring 2016. That confirms that Hack forgoes his Sr. year.

That's a pretty obvious move though isn't it?

 

[RUScrew85]

By the looks of this pic Mr screw is getting the digits....

You busted me. OK here was my move. When I got the receipt I said "Hey something is wrong with my receipt." She asked what and I replied "Your phone number isn't on it."

Smooooooth... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[SkilletHead2]

Mrs. Screw beats Mr. Grammar Person to the punch here!

But an interesting footnote: It's pronounced urr, as in purr, not air as in air.

 

[JQRU91]

Mrs. Screw beats Mr. Grammar Person to the punch here!

But an interesting footnote: It's pronounced urr, as in purr, not air as in air.

Are you sure that's not just how the Kiwis say it? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[SkilletHead2]

Are you sure that's not just how the Kiwis say it? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Kiwis don't pronounce r's at all!

 

[Knight Shift]

NYC Banker is visiting every Wawa in NJ until he finds the one RUScrew85 was in yesterday. . . .