Michigan Message Boards on Rutger

[Knight Shift]

Their Haiku thread is better than ours-----

This is a dumb game
I like real Big Ten games
Like UCLA

Rutgers is not trash
Even if New Jersey is
But come on, we win

Rutger or Rutgers?
I want to run up the score
Take away their "S"

Rutgers Haikus | mgoblog

Big Ten games are here Time to get in haiku shape Mock the Scarlet Knights

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Some respect and disrespect here:

Guess the Score - Rutgers Edition | mgoblog

It’s the beginning of B1G season!! What are your score predictions for this week? What are some interesting tidbits you predict or want to see happen? 45-0 Michigan

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[Knight Owl]

Their Haiku thread is better than ours-----

This is a dumb game
I like real Big Ten games
Like UCLA

Rutgers is not trash
Even if New Jersey is
But come on, we win

Rutgers Haikus | mgoblog

Big Ten games are here Time to get in haiku shape Mock the Scarlet Knights

mgoblog.com

Some respect and disrespect here:

Guess the Score - Rutgers Edition | mgoblog

It’s the beginning of B1G season!! What are your score predictions for this week? What are some interesting tidbits you predict or want to see happen? 45-0 Michigan

mgoblog.com

Wow obscenities
The Snookie ref-er-ence there
A good laugh for all

 

[Scarlet16E]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Oh, Rutgers shall defeat the mighty foe
Send these wolverines back to their burrow.

(that's iambic pentameter.. methinks)

 

[e5fdny]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

Like tOSU stealing the helmet stickers, Meat Chicken has now done the same.

 

[RUforester72]

There once was a man named Jim
whose team was known for its vim
He wore khaki pants
but he wouldn't advance
the idea that Rutgers will win!

 

[rurichdog]

Michigan fans count
with their fingers. Haiku thread
must be hard to do.

 

[RUtrumpet92]

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

I think that I shall never see
A block as lovely as Turay's!

(So what if it doesn't rhyme...)

 

[colbert17]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

SEC schools think that Iambic Pentameter is a WR junior college transfer.

 

[Knight Shift]

There once was a man named Jim
whose team was known for its vim
He wore khaki pants
but he wouldn't advance
the idea that Rutgers will win!

I nominate you to be the keeper of the weekly Limerick thread!

 

[Knight Shift]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

Have at it-- this week was actually pretty good:

OFFICIAL Michigan Wolverine Haiku Thread

Ruin their homecoming Like Deltas in Animal House Knights ride deathmobile

rutgers.forums.rivals.com

 

[e5fdny]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

They think it a cologne from Avon or a Bruce Lee movie.

 

[RW90]

I think that I shall never see
A block as lovely as Turay's!

(So what if it doesn't rhyme...)

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Speaking of which, what ever happened to Ray Lucas? I miss his unabashed homerism on the radio broadcasts.

 

[e5fdny]

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Ray Lucas? I miss his unabashed homerism on the radio broadcasts.

I forget, was it “absolutely!” or another word/phase he said for the drinking game?

 

[RutHut]

Some may say that Jimbo is odd
With a fetish to reveal his Dad-bod
His pants will be khaki
And his interviews wacky
But it's all just one big facade

Now Michigan has some blue blood
They'd say they're ivy, if they could
But arrogance dims
When they don't get their wins
And lose to a coach that's named Flood

 

[RW90]

I forget, was it “absolutely!” or another word/phase he said for the drinking game?

Not sure, but I always LOL-ed his calling the OL "Big Fatties".

 

[HPNJRUfan]

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Ray Lucas? I miss his unabashed homerism on the radio broadcasts.

Executive Director of the Harrison Housing Authority, and Head Coach of the Harrison HS Football Team.

 

[Plum Street]

78-0 lol

 

[Kbee3]

Executive Director of the Harrison Housing Authority, and Head Coach of the Harrison HS Football Team.

Harrison HS football team ?
Yikes....that's a tough, tough job.
Aren't they a soccer town?

 

[RU from Jersey]

Harrison is a tough job. They actually had to quite a game, mid-game, because they were running out of players due to the heat.

 

[DennisHajekRC84]

Yup. Took a beating in Football.
In other news from last season:
Basketball 1-1 including 62-50 win in B1G Tourney
Baseball went 2-1 vs. them
LAX beat them 13-12
Soccer beat them 2-1
Wrestling lost 24-9.

They along with OSU can beat their football chests all they want. But sooner or later that will change and they can be the next Indy or Purdue squawking without the facts to back them up.

 

[Southern Gentleman]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

I have no idea since I don’t follow any SEC threads; but I am sure you are correct.

 

[365Poster24Seven]

I thought we were the only school with a game week Haiku thread!

That does it. We have to step up our game. From now on all threads here must be in iambic pentameter!

(ill bet there are no such threads in the SEC lol)

They fill a 100 thousand seat stadium on a weekly basis they have double the senior citizens we have.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

They fill a 100 thousand seat stadium on a weekly basis they have double the senior citizens we have.

what the hell does that even mean?

 

[Knight Shift]

what the hell does that even mean?

It means he's a trouble starting a-hole punk who likes to mouth off and put down people older than him.

 

[RUforester72]

I nominate you to be the keeper of the weekly Limerick thread!

I shall politely decline for now as I will be in Turkey for the next 3 weeks. I recall that I cannot access these rivals sites when I am overseas, at least not with my setup. Hoping I can get the games somehow.

 

[colbert17]

They fill a 100 thousand seat stadium on a weekly basis they have double the senior citizens we have.

We all get old my friend. After thousands of years Father Time is still undefeated. He always wins in the end.
Plus the fact that you're wrong. As of 2019 the number of citizens over the age of 60 in NJ - 2,078,000 In Michigan - 2,460,000. You're about 1.7 million geezers short on your statement.
Now get off my lawn.

 

[fg7321]

I think that I shall never see
A block as lovely as Turay's!

(So what if it doesn't rhyme...)

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Where is Kemoko Turay ? Hope he landed on his feet and doing well.

 

[RuBird]

I shall politely decline for now as I will be in Turkey for the next 3 weeks. I recall that I cannot access these rivals sites when I am overseas, at least not with my setup. Hoping I can get the games somehow.

There once was a fan in Turkey…….

Hope you get to see the games

 

[Knight Shift]

Where is Kemoko Turay ? Hope he landed on his feet and doing well.

Free agent.

 

[LeapinLou]

There are some very funny Haikus on that Michigan link. They did a great job razzing us. But for some reason, I thought this one was the funniest.

Super lopsided

Terrapins trounce msu

Wait, that’s the wrong game

 

[dconifer]

There once was a man named Jim
whose team was known for its vim
He wore khaki pants
but he wouldn't advance
the idea that Rutgers will win!

I'm too dumb to even understand what a hy-koo is, but when the limerick thread starts up, count me in...