OFFICIAL Wagner Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Seahawks are up next
Not the ones from Seattle
Wagner easier

 

[Doctor Worm]

Wagner's REALLY bad
Bad even for FCS
I will like this game

 

[mikemarc1]

Wagner’s a small school
About 1,000 students
Will we gain more yards?

 

[RuBird]

Wagner is next up
Gavin Noah or Evan
Just run the damn ball

 

[mikebal9]

Billy Honus Jack
Franz and Mo, that's not the same
Oh, a football team?

 

[RuBird]

It’s not Jack Wagner
”All I Need” is a big win
I prefer Billy

 

[MrsScrew]

Another bird team
For Rutgers to hunt next week
Seahawks for dinner

 

[RUforester72]

Scarlet Knights hungry.
Seahawk makes a tastey stew
and win number two!

 

[MADHAT1]

Another bird team
For Rutgers to hunt next week
Seahawks for dinner

Put this on your tailgate menu

 

[Doctor Worm]

Sacreligious posts
Mock sanctity of Haiku
Go start your own threads

 

[RutHut]

Boardwalk at RU
Make quick work of the Benny's
Send them home with burn

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

I love the Wagner

Scene in Apocalypse Now 🚁🚁🚁

The team not so much 🏈🏈🏈

 

[Doctor Worm]

One John G. Wagner
Paid $12K for naming rights
Henry paid just five

 

[RUforester72]

Wagner really bad
Knights will score lots of touchdowns
Albericci plays

 

[RUb-it-in]

Wagner is next up
Gavin Noah or Evan
Just run the damn ball

Wrong! Let's try to perfect the accuracy of the passing game

 

[RUforester72]

Wrong! Let's try to perfect the accuracy of the passing game

Haiku here only
Play by rules or go away
then start your own thread

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku here only
Play by rules or go away
then start your own thread

Thanks for doing that
Respect Haiku or suffer
The consequences

 

[Knight Shift]

Taj steps away from game
We hardly got to know you
Wishing Taj the best

 

[mikemarc1]

Wagner really bad
Knights will score lots of touchdowns
Albericci plays

whos albericci?
I guess the 4th string QB?
I must learn depth chart!

 

[Doctor Worm]

whos albericci?
I guess the 4th string QB?
I must learn depth chart!

Depth chart is your friend
Albericci is fifth string
Behind Gavin Rupp

 

[mikemarc1]

Depth chart is your friend
Albericci is fifth string
Behind Gavin Rupp

who is our 6th string?
Would love to see him get time…
Whoever he is..

 

[Doctor Worm]

who is our 6th string?
Would love to see him get time…
Whoever he is..

Raeden Oliver
Sixth string QB, and final
Unless Langan counts

 

[ScarletDave]

Show them no mercy
Send Staten Island kids crying
Home in the car ride

 

[Knight Shift]

who is our 6th string?
Would love to see him get time…
Whoever he is..

Guitars have six strings
No sixth string; Whoa, Raeden
Oliver says hello

 

[Knight Shift]

Raeden Oliver
Sixth string QB, and final
Unless Langan counts

You forgot Youngblood
He took a snap at BC
Do we have a ninth?

 

[mikemarc1]

Well, brian Adams
Got his first real six string down
At the five and dime

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

1883
Was when Wagner was Founded
Isabel May, HOT

(there were better words than HOT to use.. but syllable count issues...)

 

[Knight Shift]

Wagner alumni
Robert Loggia-Scarface
The movie Big too.

 

[DirtyRU]

Wagner has football?
Really? Wait, seriously?
Wagner has football?

 

[iReC89]

Wagner? C’mon man!
Rutgers paid more for grub hub
Bring on the main meal

 

[wicker]

Cupcakes like Wagner
Foes of most powerhouses.
Rutgers getting there

 

[Knight Shift]

Weather thread fighting
It is not complicated
It will be warm, dry.

 

[DJ Spanky]

So what's a Wagner?
A cupcake on our schedule
For this Saturday.