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OT: worst movie/plot ever

The worst movie and the only movie I have waled out of a theater during is...

Lost in Translation starring Bill Murray. What a boring useless piece of boring.
That movie was brilliant. BRILLIANT! For a budget of $4 million, it pulled in almost $120 million.

Never saw it, just read the synopsis, sounds like a chick flick.
 
No Way Out. Kevin Costner is put in charge of looking for an imaginary Russian spy to frame for killing the Sec of Defense's girlfriend. At the end, the big plot twist is that Costner actually is a Russian spy, which is totally irrelevant to the fact that they were trying to frame an imaginary Russian spy.
To each his own i guess. Really liked this movie. Extremely well reviewed as well. 91% rating on rotten tomatoes which is very high.
 
That movie was brilliant. BRILLIANT! For a budget of $4 million, it pulled in almost $120 million.

Never saw it, just read the synopsis, sounds like a chick flick.
I could only sit through that one because of Bill Murray. I kept waiting for something to happen. Nothing ever did.
 
worst movie I ever saw was Ghost Ship. Horrendous movie. Not in the least bit scary. Ex gf convinved me to watch it. Knew it was going to be dumb beforehand. I was right.
 
To each his own i guess. Really liked this movie. Extremely well reviewed as well. 91% rating on rotten tomatoes which is very high.
not saying anything about that movie, but Last Jedi got 91% as well on RT and it was absolute poopie, worst movie I saw in 2017 by far.
 
Forgot about this one. The guy from Law and Order, and that Prison show, doing comedy.

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He started as a comedian. He played the weird piney hick in Harold and Kumar go to white castle. Never saw this though .
 
Tank Girl with Lori Petty, pretty much killed her career for years
 
Wraith was great. Goofy Randy Quaid, Goofier Clint "Rughead" Howard. Freakazoid characters. Hot cars. Perfect 1986 movie. Sherilyn Fenn was a hot little package.
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One of the best bodies ever on tv. My Lord did she have some “twin peaks”!!!
 
How about:

-Sharknado 1-???
-Snakes on a plane
-titanic?

The first two are intentional cheese.

Titanic, whatever ones personal opinion, is one of the greatest technical achievements in filmmaking. No way it qualifies for this discussion.
 
Joe vs The Volcano is a great movie. Some people here have really bad aesthetic judgment.

The scenes of Hanks's office workspace alone are brilliant, especially in 1990 when Reagan-era corporate worship still ruled the day.
 
I’ve walked out of two movies in my life and I’ll vote them as the worst I’ve ever seen. The Hulk (the first one) and The Comebacks.

Two absolutely dreadful movies.
 
For some reason my mom thought it would be a great idea to take two young boys to the 1979 epic failure Hurricane. It was so bad even my mom said, "let's go this movie stinks" and we left.
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Great film.
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lost in translation..... I agree, very good flick.... just a simple story of two lonely people of different age finding a friendship in a foreign land, and a bit more.

now, not the worst movie of all time, but, premise wise, "Cell" starring John Cusack...

anyone using their cell phone to their ear is turned into a killer zombie, and the
zombies seem to move and act in a coordinated manner
 
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That movie was brilliant. BRILLIANT! For a budget of $4 million, it pulled in almost $120 million.

Never saw it, just read the synopsis, sounds like a chick flick.
I saw that. It was terrible. When artistry is reduced to economics, you get bad movies and reality TV.
 
A high school wrestler from the pacific northwest, despite being very good at his current weight, inexplicable decides to cut 20 pounds to wrestle a defending, undefeated state champion just for his own glory. He needs to convince his widowed dad, coach, and actually drop way below his natural weight, all while working a night job as a waiter and trying to bang an older, edgy chick that has moved into his house and happens to be from Trenton, NJ. In a sappy happy ending, he manages to get the girl and win the match despite obviously being outclassed and malnourished. It's all because he had a vision.
That was some quest he had.
 
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