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Extra Point

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For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?
 
After reading about the Dole's salads, people have been getting sick since the summer. I eat a Dole's salad about once or twice a week so I think I will survive. I did have a bad headache a couple weeks ago, maybe because of the salad. ****ers don't test for this shit and sell it.
 
For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?
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For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?
We bought the same salads. I looked into it and the breakout was actually over the summer but the cdc just isolated where the contamination came from. So you shouldn't take it lightly but he real risk was probably over the summer.
 
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We bought the same salads. I looked into it and the breakout was actually over the summer but the cdc just isolated where the contamination came from. So you shouldn't take it lightly but he real risk was probably over the summer.
Thanks. I buy it when it goes on sale for half price and it was just on sale.
 
So i eat food that has a warning, and the first thing I do is come to this board for advice? All I can say is you will be dead by the time this place reaches a consensus....oh but you will get to witness one last board fight over how to save you.
 
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So i eat food that has a warning, and the first thing I do is come to this board for advice? All I can say is you will be dead by the time this place reaches a consensus....oh but you will get to witness one last board fight over how to save you.
I have the board open while I monitor the storm, and it is a good group of people here, so it is sort of a sounding board for me today.
 
For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?
I had some earlier in the week and thought it was good, so I had some more yesterday afternoon. As I'm eating it my wife sends me a text detailing the recall for Dole salads. I looked at the bag and saw the"A" on the label. I had a moment of panic too.
 
We had a bag of Dole Salad on Thursday night. Fortunately it started with an B in the code.
Impressive that ShopRite alerted you after you purchase.
 
For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?

Do me a favor and before you pass out can you "like" my post. I don't think it's asking too much that there's something in it for me.
 
all that bagged salad at Shop Rite is nasty. I only buy a bag after inspecting it for total perfection but often times its slimy and black and crazy thing is that the far majority of the time the bags are like this...its tough to find healthy bags and somehow shoprite still sells spoiled lettuce to consumers...why do these bags go bad so quick..cant they figure it out by now
 
Another reason to eat real food not rabbit food, i.e. steak and potatoes. Seriously, I buy them too, like the cowboys of old swig some whiskey.
 
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This reminds me of that time I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed. My stomach turned into a giant ball like a pregnant lady and had to get a c section done.

I almost died!
 
For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?
just drink plenty of vodka straight up...if it doesnt kill the bug at least you'll be drunk...
 
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For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?
You should have had nothing to worry about:
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This reminds me of that time I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed. My stomach turned into a giant ball like a pregnant lady and had to get a c section done.

I almost died!
What's the gestation period for a watermelon?
 
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