Son of a bitch!

[RutgersRaRa]

a few weeks

One, or a litter? I think you know where I'm going with this.

#ILikeFruit

 

[MulletCork]

I had the same issue.
Got the voicemail literally an hour after I blew up the unisex shitter at the gym. Bad scene.

I was like "well that explains that at least"

 

[SirPerceval]

For lunch I ate a Dole's salad. I just listened to my voice mail and Shoprite left me a message saying do not eat the Dole's salad that it is linked to a Listeria outbreak. They said the manufacture code starts with an 'A' and sure enough that is what mine starts with. Should I be worried?

scribble a note on your will about all assets going to the big build and then lay in the snow before you begin to decompose.

 

[C0bra Kai]

I got that call the other day also...just hours after my wife and I ate a Dole salad with an A on the bag... and my wife is pregnant too so we panicked a little bit.