U....C...O...Ohh...ohhhh

[RedTeam01]

....baby!!!

https://dailynewsmobile.wordpress.c...-arrested-after-having-sex-with-a-hand-dryer/

Love it.

 

[Machiavelli23]

WTF??

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Oh that's just, well, I'm not really sure if there actually IS a word for it lol!

 

[Abro1975]

Talk about a hot mess !

 

[RUScrew85]

Pretty sure I heard UCONN is starting race segregated housing for some students as well. Seperate but Equal?

 

[mildone]

Oh that's just, well, I'm not really sure if there actually IS a word for it lol!

Of course there's a word. Awesome!

They should drop all charges on the poor kid. He was just venting a bit. Going for a little dry rub. He needed to get off and went for the blowjob.

 

[mildone]

He's done himself a favor. A lot of girls will never give him the time of day now. But the ones that do...

 

[jay_hq]

Pretty sure this is a fake news site.

 

[mildone]

Pretty sure this is a fake news site.

Could be, rabbit. :D

 

[Sir ScarletKnight]

Something tells me this is fake. I'm not sure what.

 

[knightfan7]

Pretty sure this is a fake news site.

Check out the shampoo article. As far as I can tell, there's no such place as Greytown, Georgia. New Zealand yes, Georgia no.

 

[RUich]

Reminds me of a guy who tried this with an active vacuum cleaner hose. Had to go to the emergency room. :eek:

 

[RobertG]

I heard the hand dryer never gave consent.

 

[RUDave_01]

Though clearly fake, it did make me laugh.

 

[NickyNewark51]

....baby!!!

https://dailynewsmobile.wordpress.c...-arrested-after-having-sex-with-a-hand-dryer/

Love it.

Noo not perfect innocent Uconn.....impossible according to Jimmy Serrano.. anti RU poster on the boneyard...,

 

[DJ Spanky]

Well at least he didn't have to buy it dinner beforehand.

 

[PSUguy410]

Cheers to this thread title. The lead to the story was fantastic. I actually did laugh