Greg: Oh God my head hurts.... and my scalp is itchy....
Sean: Well look at me, my hairline receded at 17. Can I recommend some hair implants. I know some people and have studied this issue for some time now. It will keep the sun off your scalp.
Greg: Man, I used to have such a nice head of hair. I don't know what happened.
Sean: Look, I can make some additional recommendations. What about Rogaine?
Greg: What the hell are you talking about. Don't overcomplicate it! No to Rogaine!