Great thinking to bring your wife to give you a bath. :)sponge baths
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Great thinking to bring your wife to give you a bath. :)sponge baths
The obvious answer is JM0513 and Mrs Screw, my day would be filled with smoking weed, great food and sponge baths.
No offense to RUScrew85 of course, OP wasn't my idea.
Zappa would be a good alternate, would love to hear the stories of his childhood and MLB days.
For medicinal reasons only these days (sleep) :Sly: That's why on occasion I think llamas are sheep. I also DON'T give anyone a bath, or do any of the other things suggested above. I wasn't aware quarantine was code word for some weird rendezvous. Oh wait, I'm on your ignore list so you won't see this.@Jm0513 smokes the weed?
For medicinal reasons only these days (sleep) :Sly: That's why on occasion I think llamas are sheep. I also DON'T give anyone a bath, or do any of the other things suggested above. I wasn't aware quarantine was code word for some weird rendezvous. Oh wait, I'm on your ignore list so you won't see this.
Yea, sure thing my friend..NOT! I am curious if @MrsScrew would make her stuffed shells for the 30 days? I'd bring all the ingredients for the SIX of us.thats what the nurse is for
For medicinal reasons only these days (sleep) :Sly: That's why on occasion I think llamas are sheep. I also DON'T give anyone a bath, or do any of the other things suggested above. I wasn't aware quarantine was code word for some weird rendezvous. Oh wait, I'm on your ignore list so you won't see this.
Ditto. LolI have temporarily un-ignored you.
thats what the nurse is for
I've met your daughter.
ew.
pass
Yea, sure thing my friend..NOT! I am curious if @MrsScrew would make her stuffed shells for the 30 days? I'd bring all the ingredients for the SIX of us.
Those look delicious!I made bagels this morning for my staff. Made the everything bagel topping too. And the veggie cream cheese :)
Those look delicious!
I just showed my guy @GIB__RU and his mouth is still opened. Lol I cook and bake but not like this. How did you find yeast? I've been looking for 2 weeks.
Based on a picture no less. I'm a 40yr old dork. HahahaI have never met @Jm0513 but she is friends with @RutgersRaRa so must be cool. @MrsScrew have met many times and common with JM- she is friends with RaRa so same thing.
But laughing at poster who thinks MrScrew will be giving them a sponge bath or that if even high on weed JM may fantasize about anyone on this board, has been locked up for too damn long.
Those look delicious!
I just showed my guy @GIB__RU and his mouth is still opened. Lol I cook and bake but not like this. How did you find yeast? I've been looking for 2 weeks.
Based on a picture no less. Hahaha
I can't sometimes. And if I don't respond to some of the nonsense, it isn't because I'm meek in anyway. I'm really just sitting back laughing my arse off. I can joke, have fun and still be respectful. Some cross a line. And yes, @RutgersRaRa is my buddy! :)
No way!!!I bet you never had to be his wingman in a fight or even believe he ever got into a fight in his life. hahahaha
I can actually see that working for an entire day. You and I can study physics and advanced mathematics just because, @MrsScrew and I can mail magnets to the world, and you and the Mrs. can discuss whether you will ever attend a Scarlet Walk.
The obvious answer is JM0513 and Mrs Screw, my day would be filled with smoking weed, great food and sponge baths.
No offense to RUScrew85 of course, OP wasn't my idea.
Zappa would be a good alternate, would love to hear the stories of his childhood and MLB days.
I made bagels this morning for my staff. Made the everything bagel topping too. And the veggie cream cheese :)
I had 2 jars in the cabinet before all this started.
And I have my own home grown sourdough starter to make sourdough bread.
I bet you never had to be his wingman in a fight or even believe he ever got into a fight in his life. hahahaha
Last week I ordered 2 lbs of instant yeast from Amazon. Arrived in 5 days.Those look delicious!
I just showed my guy @GIB__RU and his mouth is still opened. Lol I cook and bake but not like this. How did you find yeast? I've been looking for 2 weeks.
I thought I smelled something when I was leaving. Sadly no bagel for me.
ew.
out.
I've met your daughter...she was roommates with my daughter at college.
ew.
pass
Thanks again my dawg! Yes, @Jm0513 is very cool, and beats to her own drum. I can attest to the fact that she will not do the things mentioned ITT--she's a renegade, so don't let the pic fool any of you. :-) And if any two would be paired up conversationally on this board for a day in quarantine, @MrsScrew and @yesrutgers01 are about as equally paired as could be.I have never met @Jm0513 but she is friends with @RutgersRaRa so must be cool. @MrsScrew have met many times and common with JM- she is friends with RaRa so same thing.
But laughing at poster who thinks MrScrew will be giving them a sponge bath or that if even high on weed JM may fantasize about anyone on this board, has been locked up for too damn long.
@yesrutgers01 The funniest part of that was when I discovered later in the parking lot that you and I were practically climbing over each other to get in the guy's face!! It still cracks me up how we both snapped at exactly the same time. Ahhhh, memories....I bet you never had to be his wingman in a fight or even believe he ever got into a fight in his life. hahahaha
Well, if you had woken up early enough. Okay, hell, if you had just woken up!I thought I smelled something when I was leaving. Sadly no bagel for me.
Yay, Mr. Screw gets leftovers!You will get bagels tomorrow.
@Jm0513 Thank you for the kind sentiment, and it's not my first or even second reaction, but it is there on very special occasions. :-)No way!!!
@RUScrew85 I'm gonna take a flyer here and say it's the result of longstanding cause and effect.She's nicer to that Sourdough Starter than she is to me.
Very good suggestion. We should never forget them, even if 78 was a Red Sox fan, I believe. 78 posted something funny when he found out I was a Cubs and Rutgers fan- this was before the Cubs won the WS. He wrote something like, "Good Lord, Pete, what did your parents do to you?"Dozens of current posters around here who would be fun to be quarantined with, but I'm going to use the magic powers of this thread to bring back two posters who were both great Rutgers Men and would've made for fascinating quarantine partners, as they were both bright, funny and opinionated, but from opposite sides of the political spectrum: CalRU66 and RC78Fan.
Well, if you had woken up early enough. Okay, hell, if you had just woken up!
Yay, Mr. Screw gets leftovers!
Surprised no one mentioned MrTelevision. Would be nice to know exactly when the quarantine will end. As well as directions to the bank.
I refuse to put any posters on ignore. I consider it an exercise for tolerance.
I do not think RaRa would ever be in a fight. He might be victim of an attack but he's so nice he probably would make friends with his attacker.
@yesrutgers01 The funniest part of that was when I discovered later in the parking lot that you and I were practically climbing over each other to get in the guy's face!! It still cracks me up how we both snapped at exactly the same time. Ahhhh, memories....
If you go on the hoops board, someone unearthed a thread that Mr. Television started about Peter Kiss in November 2019. That may be the best we can do at this point.At this point I think we would require proof of life re: TV.
Exactly, and when you add to it that the guy's face got all contorted when he turned to "address" the ladies, that was the snapping point. Had to protect the ladies so they didn't injure their claws on the guy. Ha!Well, ummm, it may have taken a game or two but he did end up being friendly with them...
I am laughing as I knew that anyone that has ever met you would shake their head in disbelief about you ever getting to that point. But when drunks are telling our kids to go into the locker room and kill themselves and then getting into the faces of your your sister and my wife...they may just understand.
Little do the drunks know that we were only trying to save their lives by stepping between them and these two women. Would not have been pretty...hahaha