OFFICIAL MICHIGAN STATE HAIKU THREAD

[Knight Shift]

This game is the end
Lost in a season of pain
All the fans-insane

 

[Doctor Worm]

Is Ash gone or not
Only one man knows for sure
And he ain't talking

 

[Knight Shift]

Should Ash stay or go?
If Ash goes, no more troubles
Ash stays-it doubles

 

[wicker]

Season finale
End of the Chris Ash Era?
RU fans have hope

 

[RuBird]

Pain pain go away
We lose again Saturday
Hope Gio will play

 

[Knight Shift]

Used to have the chop
Ash ditched the chop for the hunt
Should have been the punt

 

[RuBird]

Last game for seniors
Will an upset win help Ash
Only Hobbs will know

 

[Knight Shift]

Ashes to Ashes
Head Coach Rob is a flunky
Hitting all time low

 

[RUforester72]

Beat Michigan State!
Wake me up when its over.
Haiku you next year.

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

Goodbye and thanks Chris....
For this abortion season
No hope if Ash stays.

 

[RutgersMO]

This game is the end
Lost in a season of pain
All the fans-insane

Haiku #1
MSU's not good
Rutgers exceptionally
Too Bad on Offense

Haiku #2

MSU plays hard
RU has no O just watch
Can you stay awake

MO

 

[Doctor Worm]

Bump old Haiku threads
Mock our misplaced optimism
Seems to be the thing

 

[RutHut]

Beat Michigan State!
Wake me up when its over.
Haiku you next year.

When September comes?
Turning point, fork stuck in road
Rutgers idiot

 

[RUforester72]

When September comes?
Turning point, fork stuck in road
Rutgers idiot

Haiku You buddy!
Turning point was Kansas game.
Haiku Thanksgiving.

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku You buddy!
Turning point was Kansas game.
Haiku Thanksgiving.

Forester burned up
Cal wildfires stirring him up?
Too much ash for him.

 

[RutHut]

Haiku You buddy!
Turning point was Kansas game.
Haiku Thanksgiving.

Haiku thanksgiving
My bad, Green Day reference
Running out of thoughts

 

[Doctor Worm]

If I may digress
RU - E Mich hoops tonight
We break the emu curse!

 

[RutHut]

If I may digress
RU - E Mich hoops tonight
We break the emu curse!

Doctor Worm fearless
Beats his Emu phobia
Our half time record

 

[Doctor Worm]

Alas, curse is strong
And not easily broken
Still a half to play

 

[wicker]

So now Ash is back
Waiting for the fans backlash
But name fits haiku

 

[Doctor Worm]

Doctor Worm fearless
Beats his Emu phobia
Our half time record

Curse broken! Huzzah!
We will win Saturday's game
And all games henceforth

 

[RUsince52]

Hard to be upbeat
Replaced the Chop with the Hunt
Just more smoke and Ashes.

 

[Knight Shift]

Turkey, stuffing, yams
A Thanksgiving feast awaits
And football games too

 

[RutHut]

Hard to be upbeat
Replaced the Chop with the Hunt
Just more smoke and Ashes.

Ashes Thanksgiving
He tries to hunt a turkey
But he's pecked to death

 

[RUsince52]

Ashes Thanksgiving
He tries to hunt a turkey
But he's pecked to death

Ash tries to reason
The turkey seems interested
Then noncommittal.

 

[RUsince52]

Giving thanks this day
Sharing a feast with family
And one game to play.

 

[Knight Shift]

Gio, Art to start?
Will misery end with win?
Or will fans rejoice?

 

[Doctor Worm]

Gio, Art to start?
Will misery end with win?
Or will fans rejoice?

I know that answer
More misery win or lose
'Cause that's who we are

 

[rurichdog]

Who cares anymore?
This season was over when
Kansas destroyed us.

 

[Knight Shift]

I know that answer
More misery win or lose
'Cause that's who we are

You can only find
Happiness within yourself
Not from football game

 

[Knight Shift]

Who cares anymore?
This season was over when
Kansas destroyed us.

Was it over when
The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Hell no! Who's with me?

 

[Knight Shift]

Need Blutarski fans
With seven years of college
To match with rebuild

 

[RuBird]

A lot say their done
Yet keep bitching on this board
Are they really done?

 

[Knight Shift]

A lot say their done
Yet keep bitching on this board
Are they really done?

Motley Crue was right
Don't go away mad- Just go
away-wish they would

 

[Knight Shift]

Fans seem to forget
Purdue was bad before Brohm
Hope-two year rebuild

 

[RuBird]

Holidays are here
Time for pissing and moaning
Scrooges all around

 

[RuBird]

Board unreadable
Threads highjacked with name callers
Let’s be realists!

 

[Knight Shift]

Holidays are here
Time for pissing and moaning
Scrooges all around

Jingle bells, Ash smells
His football team laid some eggs
Killed Chop, he's a flop. . . . .

 

[Knight Shift]

Board unreadable
Threads highjacked with name callers
Let’s be realists!

Realists?-Mrs. Ash!
Some like reading same drivel
Preserves misery

 

[RuBird]

Lots on naughty list
Ash and posters too
Win would be present