My son is runningbacks coach for University of Minnesota at Morris. Share of the UMAC conference title is on the line tomorrow as UMM heads to St. Paul to take on University of Northwestern(St. Paul).
Quick Caddyshack reference. If St. Copious of Northern Minnesota existed and had a football team, it would have been in the UMAC.
UMM averages close to 300 yards rushing per game using a spread attack. They performed a satanic beatdown of their last two opponents consisting of future men of the cloth by an ungodly combined score of 97-0.
Go Scarlet Knights, beat them Gophers.
Go Cougars, beat them, er, Misnomers.
Quick Caddyshack reference. If St. Copious of Northern Minnesota existed and had a football team, it would have been in the UMAC.
UMM averages close to 300 yards rushing per game using a spread attack. They performed a satanic beatdown of their last two opponents consisting of future men of the cloth by an ungodly combined score of 97-0.
Go Scarlet Knights, beat them Gophers.
Go Cougars, beat them, er, Misnomers.
