Don’t sell yourself short. You’re not just a cultish fan boy. You’re one hell of massively cultish fan boy. 😉Of course this comment will be misconstrued, because I'm just a cultish fan boy, but I did Massachusetts 2 winters ago from central Jersey. Left home w/ 100% SOC, 1 charging stop on the way up, one on the way back. 20-25 min each.
Not sure where you're getting 2.5 hours from, but which EV you buy and which charging network you use matters a lot. This is important context for those considering an EV.
In every independent real-world EV range test I’ve seen, Teslas perform among the worst versus their stated or EPA or even initially estimated range. So perhaps you had a lucky day with charging. But But we know, from independent sources, that range loss in winter is a thing even with your car.