OT: Where will you be buried when you die?
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Lol. I got another one. 3 years ago my wife's father passed away and we flew him back from California to be buried in Staten island as well. The hearse pulled out of the funeral home. Made a right into Victory Blvd. And proceeded to break down. The folks from the funeral home had to come out and push it back into the funeral home. Put him in a van so we could proceed. No bs. I have pictures.
We keep a light attitude about these things.
cinderblock makes it illegal
cement shoes will make it look like a accident while trying to walk on water
sounds like you're burned already
all you need to to be spread around the East Tamaki Refuse Transfer Station
to complete the job.
Told my wife I wanted her to have me chopped up and turned into chum then charter a fishing boat and take out family and friends to have a good time.
She bought us burial plots in response.
She bought us burial plots in response.
I’d like to be cut up in pieces and fed to sharks but that’s illegal so just my ashes dumped in the ocean. If I do ever get a terminal Illness I’d likely just paddle out into the ocean and never stop
Might not be illegal if your family uses you as bait.
Could get a boat and take a shark fishing trip.
Maybe even make a buck or two by selling tickets to the shark fishing trip and rent out poles that will have buckets of you as bait next to them.
If enough of us get buried under the RAC we could maybe finally fight off those ancient Lenape spirits and break the curse
I went to my local cemetery and asked if they have any plots available. The cemetery manager told me yes , people are “dying” to get in here
I want to be fed to wild animals, and/or have my body naturally decompose.
I've spent my whole life feasting on the flora and fauna of Earth. In death, I'd like to return the favor.
I've spent my whole life feasting on the flora and fauna of Earth. In death, I'd like to return the favor.
Cremated and my ashes buried on my farm in Kansas, right next to my dog.
Why would you? When you are sill a youngster.Wait until 80 when you start reaching middle age.
My lady knows what to do with my ashes. Place we hang out over summer. It has a couple small cliffs to jump off into the water. Lot of ppl don't know it's there. You have to go thru an apartment complex, through a hole in the fence then walk like 10 minutes through the bush to the spot.
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Cremation for me with ashes sprinkled in a national park - Zion would be nice. Alternatively, I'd be okay with putting my ashes in a can on some BLM land and then blown up with fireworks. Another option is a green burial, which I am actively considering.
As for music, I'd like to start out with Knockin' on Heaven's Door by Zevon, then a bunch of New Orleans & Canjun tunes.
As for music, I'd like to start out with Knockin' on Heaven's Door by Zevon, then a bunch of New Orleans & Canjun tunes.
