Sheeeeeet. I just found out we have a Hot Dog roller. All Hot Dogs all the time.
Ummm...
You didn't know that we had a hot dog roller for every game last year?
No more moonshine for you.
Sheeeeeet. I just found out we have a Hot Dog roller. All Hot Dogs all the time.
Moonshine for me. (just a little) I couldn't see the Roller behind all of the Chafing Dishes.Ummm...
You didn't know that we had a hot dog roller for every game last year?
No more moonshine for you.
Moonshine for me. (just a little) I couldn't see the Roller behind all of the Chafing Dishes.
I'll work on perfecting the whiskey-infused hot dog.
Just for you.
A No-Doz infused one would be better.
Since these are according to NCAA Bylaws, you haven't broken any rules. Keep 'em coming.I just signed it 200 times.
You mix medical conditions with food? Please tell me this wasn't Mrs. Screw's idea and that she didn't bring those dishes home from the hospital.Moonshine for me. (just a little) I couldn't see the Roller behind all of the Chafing Dishes.
Ummm...
You didn't know that we had a hot dog roller for every game last year?
No more moonshine for you.
So far the petition is going well, but we need to get more support for the Big Husk to get to the game. Petition will only be available for another couple of months, so get in early. Huskers will bring vials of top-quality, corn-stalk-ready Nebraska dirt for the first 100 signatures.
I don't even know what that is.....
Watch it, I'll take away your account Missy.yep. he mentioned wanting a hotdog roller in the automatic pancake maker thread. I had to show him the picture of the commercial grade one that was at every tailgate last year.
Hey hey hey, hold yer horses there, buddy. I've got standards, I'm sure of it. It's a jungle out there, and Huskers knows where the best livestock is, so I rely on him. He has standards, right? I mean, right?It's a RaRa-ism. On account of apparently he'll put his corn stalk in just about any dirt.
Hey hey hey, hold yer horses there, buddy. I've got standards, I'm sure of it. It's a jungle out there, and Huskers knows where the best livestock is, so I rely on him. He has standards, right? I mean, right?
Let's respect his choice. He obviously doesn't want to travel just to see his team lose.(JUST KIDDIN',But I do think that we have a good shot at winning this year. I am getting good vibes about our team and the program.,)I didn't know that he wasn't planning on coming. I just assumed that he was. I already started drawing the plans for the Tailgate Log Cabin and rounding up corn-fed wimmin.
This counts as 12-15 votes, so we're up around 65 sigs. At this rate, we'll have around 4,000 sigs by the time Huskers buys his private jet and flies into Teterboro. I'll pick you up, even if I'm living in Nashville. That counts as another 3500 signatures, so we're over the top already.I will just be coming back from my hunting trip. Huskers if you come I will save the venison backstraps for the tailgate.
Plans are about all set.
Arrive on Thursday at 11:00am
Check in at Heldrich
Set up portable corrals for the arrival of RaRa's dates
RaRa's dates arrive in horse trailer
Drink
Go to Jets/Bills at Meadowlands
Drink
Friday
Whatever I feel like. Ha
Saturday
Drink
Drink
NU/RU game
Drink
Drink
Sunday
Take masses of aspirin
Go to Giants/Pats game
Monday
Depart around 1;30
Tuesday
Make my own funeral arrangements:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Holy shit, you have outdone yourself this time!! I am looking forward to my date, especially the one I have already named Ruffian.Plans are about all set.
Arrive on Thursday at 11:00am
Check in at Heldrich
Set up portable corrals for the arrival of RaRa's dates
RaRa's dates arrive in horse trailer
Drink
Go to Jets/Bills at Meadowlands
Drink
Friday
Whatever I feel like. Ha
Saturday
Drink
Drink
NU/RU game
Drink
Drink
Sunday
Take masses of aspirin
Go to Giants/Pats game
Monday
Depart around 1;30
Tuesday
Make my own funeral arrangements:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Holy shit, you have outdone yourself this time!! I am looking forward to my date, especially the one I have already named Ruffian.
Question: When do we have the salad? Also, remember that Friday is the day you are looking at real estate in the Bedminster area, possibly Spring Lake. Or possibly off the Screw's house.
You could if you gave up the aspirin.I couldn't pay the taxes in them areas.
For the sake of context, I think some of those that took up on Huskers hospitality offer in Lincoln last year should remind the board of his generous hostmanship.
Plans are about all set. (Let me fix them for you)
Arrive on Thursday at 11:00am
Check in at Heldrich
Deliver Runzas
Nap
Set up portable corrals for the arrival of RaRa's dates
RaRa's dates arrive in horse trailer
Drink
Go to Jets/Bills at Meadowlands
Drink
Friday
Nap
Whatever I feel like. Ha
Saturday
Drink
Nap
Drink
NU/RU game
Drink
Drink
Sunday
Take masses of aspirin
Nap
Go to Giants/Pats game
Emergency Liver Transplant at RWJUH
Monday
Depart around 1;30
Tuesday
Make my own funeral arrangements:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
I see how you slipped Sunday mass in there to subliminally make us think you are going to church, but I'm not falling for that. Unless you're referring to the Porcelain Altar? Gonna need some input here so we know how to plan your time.Plans are about all set.
Arrive on Thursday at 11:00am
Check in at Heldrich
Set up portable corrals for the arrival of RaRa's dates
RaRa's dates arrive in horse trailer
Drink
Go to Jets/Bills at Meadowlands
Drink
Friday
Whatever I feel like. Ha
Saturday
Drink
Drink
NU/RU game
Drink
Drink
Sunday
Take masses of aspirin
Go to Giants/Pats game
Monday
Depart around 1;30
Tuesday
Make my own funeral arrangements:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
I see how you slipped Sunday mass in there to subliminally make us think you are going to church, but I'm not falling for that. Unless you're referring to the Porcelain Altar? Gonna need some input here so we know how to plan your time.
Also, if on Monday you are a member of the dearly departed, how will you make funeral arrangements on Tuesday? You need reverse these two activities to have your schedule make sense.
Who gets your pickup? I'm asking for a friend.
Asking about the pickup was just a formality. Taking over the cabin is a given. I get the main bedroom and right side of the fridge.Pickup? I'd be more interested in plucking the keys to the cabin before we box him up.
Asking about the pickup was just a formality. Taking over the cabin is a given. I get the main bedroom and right side of the fridge.
Now that's funny!I'm donating it all to Caitlyn Jenner's cat