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At work it seems like i can never get a stall anymore. I can hear peoples phones going off and in one case I guy held a conferance call from the can. People should get in and get out. Occasionally i see people bring their lunch in put it on the counter or on top of the paper towel holder and use the can. Two things i want nowhere near the john is my touch screen phone or food. Also i never touch the door handle on the way out.

Any one else experience these odd behaviors?
 
At my company I usually hear guys speaking Indian on the phone while in the stall. I would not want to be on the other end of a conversation with some on the can.
 
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Sounds like cell phones may be putting the manufacturers of laxatives out of business.
 
RUtix4me said:
At work it seems like i can never get a stall anymore. I can hear peoples phones going off and in one case I guy held a conferance call from the can. People should get in and get out. Occasionally i see people bring their lunch in put it on the counter or on top of the paper towel holder and use the can. Two things i want nowhere near the john is my touch screen phone or food. Also i never touch the door handle on the way out.

Any one else experience these odd behaviors?
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Is this deja vu all over again? I recall a similar post last year. For some reason NYC Banker comes to mind.
 
Good topic. While at work I absolutely refuse to pick a stall next to someone. Both adjacent stalls have to be empty or I'll pass (unless its an emergency). I usually target an end stall that way I only need to worry about one adjacent stall. I only crap at most once a day so I don't want the experience ruined by having some dude, wall aside, inches away from me. I want as much privacy that is reasonably possible in such a setting,
 
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RUaMoose said:
Good topic. While at work I absolutely refuse to pick a stall next to someone. Both adjacent stalls have to be empty or I'll pass (unless its an emergency). I usually target an end stall that way I only need to worry about one adjacent stall. I only crap at most once a day so I don't want the experience ruined by having some dude, wall aside, inches away from me. I want as much privacy that is reasonably possible in such a setting,
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What really ruins that is when someone comes in next to you Seconds after you sit down.

At my last office job, I had my prime shat real estate dialed in - single person or very low traffic options where I could have a peaceful deuce and read, no neighbors, no one like stoning to me bomb. Didn't have a smartphone then or I'd have been browsing and texting away.

I may or may not be on the can now, and it may or may not be pretty damn good.
 
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What really ruins that is when someone comes in next to you Seconds after you sit down.

At my last office job, I had my prime shat real estate dialed in - single person or very low traffic options where I could have a peaceful deuce and read, no neighbors, no one like stoning to me bomb. Didn't have a smartphone then or I'd have been browsing and texting away.

I may or may not be on the can now, and it may or may not be pretty damn good.
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The absolute worst people on earth, next to ISIS, are the people who sit next to you when there are 5 open stalls further away. I usually pick an end stall and every so often someone comes in and sits right next to me when there is no one else in the bathroom. What kind of mentally retarded person does not pick the stall furthest away? These people should be executed.
 
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Used to work with a guy that had his own bathroom kit, or as we used to refer to it, "Leiby's Shit Bag".

Diaper wipes, another set of underwear, extra roll of two-ply, magazines, mints...this guy had it all covered
 
What bothers me most when I am taking a nice 10 minute toilet break at the office is when some turd burglar comes in the bathroom and starts tugging on the door of the stall I am in.

Hey bro, have some bathroom etiquette you creep.
 
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I'm reading this while on the bowl at home and my wife has to be wondering what I am doing in here that would make me laugh out loud.
 
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Ok I am getting the surfing and texting as well as message board reading on the can at home is common. But the office? Also you done calls while dropping a log? Also, why sit over your poop, when you can vacate?

So its smell check vs spell check?
 
ArminRU said:
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The absolute worst people on earth, next to ISIS, are the people who sit next to you when there are 5 open stalls further away. I usually pick an end stall and every so often someone comes in and sits right next to me when there is no one else in the bathroom. What kind of mentally retarded person does not pick the stall furthest away? These people should be executed.
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Maybe a guy who thinks like you worked in a building we were in years ago. Walked into the men's room to find an enormous steaming deuce in the urinal. I've seen a lot as an EMT--vomit, blood, guts, but the sight and smell of that was frightening. Wondering what would possess someone do that, but maybe he did not want to be side by side in the stalls? Worst part, building management objected to cleaning it up. They eventually took care of it.
 
What pisses me off is when someone takes a dump, and just leaves it.

No flushing.
And no sign of toilet paper.

WTF?

Who takes a dump and doesn't wipe their ass?

And then LEAVES IT for co-workers to see, as if we should be impressed at its size.
 
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What rally chaps my ass is the arrogant prick who checks his email/texts or whatever with one hand, while holding his junk and pissing with the other at the urinal.

DBag, you're not f'n important.
 
Never understood why train stations don't have stalls around the toilet to allow more than one person to use the facilities at a time. Case in point, I take the 6::40a out of S. Amboy to Hoboken. There's this one CLOWN with a back pack, tan jacket and blue cooler that gets off the 6:30a Long Branch train and makes a bee line right for the men's room, then proceeds to hog it up until the 6:40 arrives, thereby not allowing anyone else to use it. No idea what he does in there for 10 minutes -- presumably dropping a deuce. I've been thinking about making a point to get to the TS by 6:30a to give him some of his own medicine but then I'd be affecting others as much as this guy. So I may just write a not-so-friendly note and stick it to the mirror prior to his arrival reminding him that others my need to use the facilities before their train arrives.
 
This whole thread makes me appreciate my working from home scenario. I only have to go into the office 1x a week and I have trained my bowels to only work at home. I dont want to deal with the guy grunting in the stall next to me or listening to me poop
 
hankee18 said:
Used to work with a guy that had his own bathroom kit, or as we used to refer to it, "Leiby's Shit Bag".

Diaper wipes, another set of underwear, extra roll of two-ply, magazines, mints...this guy had it all covered
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What the hell was he bringing for lunch?
 
RU205 said:
At my company I usually hear guys speaking Indian on the phone while in the stall. I would not want to be on the other end of a conversation with some on the can.
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Not as bad as taking the elevator at work when it's full of Indians
 
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