OFFICIAL Hawkeye Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

What is a Hawkeye?
Character from the show M*A*S*H?
Jay Niemann should know.

 

[Knight Shift]

RU has some flaws
Iowa Hawkeyes do too
Ugly win is win.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Please don't bring your dog

If you do, please don't kiss him

Where's Hayden Rettig?

 

[RUforester72]

Hawkeyes Bison loss.
Look to lance the Scarlet Knight.
Won't catch speedy J's! ⚡️

 

[APKnight]

There are some that say
That the Hawkeyes never die
Oh wait that's St. Joe's

 

[Extra Point]

Haiku week again.
What a waste of time.
I read the thread.

 

[Knight Shift]

Extra Point hates Haiku?
5 7 5 is your friend
Practice makes perfect

 

[OTBOTOR]

Knights round table. Can
Chris, Tylin, Gio, or Zack
Pull sword out from stone?

 

[RUforester72]

Hawkeyes are favored
In the view of Las Vegas.
But Knights know better!

 

[DJ Spanky]

What is a Hawkeye?
Character from the show M*A*S*H?
Jay Niemann should know.

Damn you, I wrote this last week in preparation for this thread:

So what's a Hawkeye?
Not a character from M*A*S*H?
Poor Alan Alda.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Which Hawkeyes show up?
Redhawks and Cyclones thrashers?
Or Bison losers?

 

[Ruthinking]

Angry birds attack
Rutgers Scarlet Knights fight back
Road kill on the field

 

[Knight Shift]

Damn you, I wrote this last week in preparation for this thread:

Early bird gets the worm.
Knights play bad early in game.
Tortoise wins the race.

 

[Ruthinking]

Eleven seems low
Maybe bettors in the know,
I expect to win

 

[DJ Spanky]

What's the attraction
Of possessing hawk like eyes?
When playing football?

 

[Ruthinking]

That mascot ugly.
Professor right to question
Mascot scares students

 

[CoachMagoo]

Build it, they will come
This ain't heaven it's Jersey
See what I did there?

 

[Knight Shift]

First quarter slow starts
Need to be thing of the past
Knights will draw first blood

 

[DJ Spanky]

Knights trample Hawkeyes
Harvest Moon for Hawkeye fans
To drown their sorrows.

 

[Ruthinking]

Open the Ally
I see fourth quarter rally
Students won't be there

 

[iReC89]

Hawks won't scare boo birds
Fans not nearly strong enough
Need Sully fly by

 

[Ruthinking]

Thank God we're Big Ten
We could be playing Tulane
O' Blessed we R

 

[Knight Shift]

Pat Hobbs drank a beer
What is the big freaking deal?
Nothing to see here.

 

[mighty_knights]

New pecking order….
We ground the Hawkeye’s attack
On R Field of Dreams

 

[KingHigh]

Where are the students?
They are boycotting the game.
Absent once again.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Hobbs will drink a beer
with the students as they cheer
Rutgers victory!

 

[Knight Shift]

Two birds with one stone
Hobbs on the horse drinking beer
Fans and students cheer

 

[DJ Spanky]

Hawk tried to talk trash
By reposting last year's thread.
Major fail, buh-bye!

 

[footcavalry]

Radar O'Reilly
Is the real Hawkeye from M*A*S*H
For what it is worth

 

[hawkimatt]

"Hawkeye" origin
was thanks to J.F. Cooper.
Proves Mohicans last.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_of_the_Mohicans

 

[herdof3]

Another nooner
Earlier in Iowa
Pork Roll Egg and Cheese

 

[RUcatskills]

Corn corn corn corn corn
I'm driving in iowa
Corn corn corn corn corn

 

[RUDutch]

."Hawkeye" origin
Per different Wiki link
Might not be Cooper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkeye_State

 

[scarlet_ty]

Noon time and slow starts
On bleacher three farts apart
Bring Tums to be smart

 

[hawkimatt]

."Hawkeye" origin
Per different Wiki link
Might not be Cooper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkeye_State

Wiki link confirms
that Cooper was the founder.
Predates plagiarists.

 

[Knight Shift]

Trump looks like Hawkeye
Mascot, not from the M*A*S*H show
This Haiku is lame

 

[DJ Spanky]

Knight Shift's lame Haiku
Is not representative
We Haiku better.

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku's difficult
If you don't like my haiku
Take a damn haiku

 

[DJ Spanky]

So are damned Haiku's
More likely to cause a Flood
Or bring fire and Ash?

 

[iReC89]

Hobbs nobbed the alley
To cheers he sipped a cold ale
Now alley is dry