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OT: Without naming the film…

I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

We just shut down our second operation. Meanwhile you two are finger poppin each others assholes.
 
In the poker game of life, women are the rake

Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
I can go on busting you up all night long Teddy.
 
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A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me. I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti.

I’m having an old friend for dinner.
 
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God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Ricky Bobby, will you be my Katic Couric?
 
I got her number. How do you like them apples?

My friend is wicked smart.

You spent 100 grand on an education that you could have gotten for 5 bucks in late charges from the public library.
 
Toss up, same film

Stupid is as stupid does…
Life’s like a box of chocolates ..
 
Yea, that's right! That's right! We bad!

Yes I'm a short son of a b*tch, my daddy was a short son of a b*tch, my mother was shorter than him, and my brother, my brother was so short we couldn't even see him.
 
Sounds Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Mondays!

Oh, And Remember, Next Friday Is Hawaiian Shirt Day!

I Have People Skills! I Am Good At Dealing With People!

I got a meeting with the Bobs

What would you do if you had a million dollars?I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
 
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