OFFICIAL Buffalo Haiku Thread

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

My counting is good
My syllables are good too
Take another look

A-noth-er coach can't..
..win... makes it six, seven, five
look again yourself

oops I did not see
your recent apology
Knights beat Buffalo

By the way, Haiku
Not just syllable counting
Show place, time, senses

 

[Doctor Worm]

The angst of last week
"What if game is close - bad sign!"
Least of our worries

 

[RUforester72]

Buffalo droppings
all over High Point dot com.
Knights don't step in it!

 

[Knight Shift]

Buffalo droppings
all over High Point dot com.
Knights don't step in it!

Can we say bullsh!t
In a Haiku? I just did
No more of it please

What I am saying
No more BS on the field
Or send Ash to heap.

Unduly harsh stance
For me, but coach them up, please
Or get out of town

 

[jmg75]

Buffalo droppings
all over High Point dot com.
Knights don't step in it!

Scarlet Knights must not
Step in the buffalo chips
Slippery footing

 

[Knight Shift]

Buffalo Gals won't
You come out tonight, and we'll
Dance by light of moon

 

[Knight Shift]

We always hang in
A Buffalo Stance, I'll give
You love not romance

 

[Knight Shift]

We're gonna shuffle
Shuffle off to Buffalo
And away we'll go

Those three tunes above
All pertain to Buffalo
But not to the game

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Great Preperation,
Ash says after getting creamed
Flood looks like Saban.

Is Chris Ash brain dead?
Rebuild is now a tear down
10 mil man can’t win

 

[RutHut]

"We are what we are"
Was our coach's best answer
"He is what he is"

Preparation H
Strange name for hemorrhoid cream
Pain is in my Ash

 

[DJ Spanky]

If Sitkowski starts
We'll chalk up another loss
And tailgate and drink.

 

[RUforester72]

Can we say bullsh!t
In a Haiku? I just did
No more of it please

What I am saying
No more BS on the field
Or send Ash to heap.

Unduly harsh stance
For me, but coach them up, please
Or get out of town

Grazing bulls must poop.
Hope its not on Scarlet Knights.
Scatology lives!

 

[Knight Shift]

Grazing bulls must poop.
Hope its not on Scarlet Knights.
Scatology lives!

Ruforester
Should opine on bears in woods
Not bulls in the field?

 

[RUforester72]

Ruforester
Should opine on bears in woods
Not bulls in the field?

Bears ARE crap this year.
Woods are dry but Ducks will fly
wish the Knights could too.

 

[RutHut]

Does it make a noise?
Tree falls, empty woods. Cannon
Empty stadium.

 

[jmg75]

Take bull by the horns
There is too much at steak to
Give us a bum steer

 

[RU-05]

Buff's QB is huge
six foot seven, two forty
hope he's not mobile

 

[DJ Spanky]

A sickening thought
Sitkowski starting again
Ash playing to lose.

 

[RUsince52]

The game is at home
Where the Buffalo won't roam
Knights brand them again.

 

[Knight Shift]

If RU whips bulls
Or if bulls defeat RU
Haters gonna hate

 

[Ruthinking]

Ash words of wisdom
Rebuilding could take 6 years
Haters justified.

 

[Knight Shift]

Fixing flood damage
Is it a rebuild or is
It starting over?

Whatever it's called
It is highly unpleasant
Around here lately.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Sit throws with the ones

Gio comes in to mop up

JLew twiddles thumbs

 

[Ruthinking]

Fixing flood damage
Is it a rebuild or is
It starting over?

Whatever it's called
It is highly unpleasant
Around here lately.

Flood damage for sure
The hunt should be The Phoenix
We rise from Ashes

 

[Knight Shift]

Flood damage for sure
The hunt should be The Phoenix
We rise from Ashes

It is a known fact
Ash is used in some concrete
Forms strong foundations!

 

[Ruthinking]

We need foundation
To right our football program
Will Ash be the guy?

We R Ash in wind
After our beat down last week
Will our team rally?

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Chris Ash is a fraud,
“Great preparation” weekly,
Can’t coach pop warner.

 

[Ruthinking]

It is a known fact
Ash is used in some concrete
Forms strong foundations!

Many of our fans
Would like Ash in some concrete
Then thrown in river

 

[Knight Shift]

Many of our fans
Would like Ash in some concrete
Then thrown in river

Concrete in river
Causes water level rise
And more Flood damage!

Flood problems persist
Like Marcia Marcia Marcia!
Always Fliod Flood Flood!

 

[RU-05]

Many of our fans
Would like Ash in some concrete
Then thrown in river

I think this is funny
But I wonder if you have
gone a bit too far

 

[DJ Spanky]

I think this is funny
But I wonder if you have
gone a bit too far

You are quite correct
If the river is shallow
Won't sink deep enough.

 

[Ruthinking]

I think this is funny
But I wonder if you have
gone a bit too far

Knight Shift started it
He said Ash adds to concrete
To make it stronger

I simply added
Metaphorically that
Some fans want him gone

 

[Knight Shift]

Knight Shift started it
He said Ash adds to concrete
To make it stronger

I simply added
Metaphorically that
Some fans want him gone

I did not say Ash
I said ash, but as first word
A capitalized

Somebody inferred
I meant Coach Ash; I did not.
It was from ash heap

That ash-waste product
Is recycled and reused
Like poster here

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Dead last recruit ranks,
Lay the foundation for Ash,
To kill the program

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku thread goes bad
With negatoids chiming in
Try Seppuku

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Ash sent me his Heiku he will release postgame so I thought I’d share it with everyone and give them the sneak peek:


5, 6 year rebuild
Do I have 7, 8 or 9?
Sold! 9 year rebuild.

 

[RutHut]

Good old loyal Steve

Ash sent me his Heiku he will release postgame so I thought I’d share it with everyone and give them the sneak peek:


5, 6 year rebuild
Do I have 7, 8 or 9?
Sold! 9 year rebuild.

Good old loyal steve
Strikes again with his dull wit
Not bad haiku though