The Elmo nickname cracks me up. 😃
If it's just you and one other person driving in, I would think a Macan with the rear seats folded down could haul a fair amount of tailgate equipment. With the back seat up, then yeah, not so much. OTOH, would you really want to have it get all dinged up in a parking lot?
Coincidentally, I got a call from the nearest Porsche dealer yesterday. Wanted to buy my 911 and/or sell me a car. We chatted for awhile. Key takeaways relevant to Macans:
1. Dealers have some new Macans on lots and MSRP or sub-MSRP deals could be made. I'm skeptical but okay.
2. Dealers have ample build allocations for Macans (implied again they could be had at MSRP). Skeptical.
Also, FWIW, he said build allocations for Cayennes, if looking larger than Macans, are very hard to come by. Porsche is being stingy with them for whatever reasons.