OT: Girlfriend is going to introduce me to her dog

[kupuna133]

Let us know if it has "Jersey Power"!!!!!!

 

[Jm0513]

bring a cat. dogs love those things.

Or a squirrel :Laughing

 

[Jm0513]

Is this thread a joke?

 

[Knight Shift]

Or a squirrel :Laughing

What could go wrong?

 

[RUtix4me]

 

[DJ Spanky]

Thread is useless without the dog's head shot.

How are we to know how much the dog has bulked up in the off season?

 

[superfan01]

Not nice to talk about her mother line this AL.

 

[knightfan7]

How are we to know how much the dog has bulked up in the off season?

Unfortunately it may turn out to be the wrong dog.:Wink:

 

[RW90]

Dat thread title doh.

Just be thankful she doesn't have a young feline instead.

 

[RU_DIO]

Bring some mutton. Dogs chased down Elaine for it.

 

[Scarlet Haze]

Tell her you have a weiner dog you need to introduce her to!

 

[MadRU]

Lift your leg first, mark your territory.

 

[RutHut]

A girl once told me that everything would be fine, as long as I don't look the dog directly in the eyes. Big ass Rottweiler.

 

[RUnTeX]

Canine introductions...let it sniff your butt and then, ya know, return the favor. You're good to go...

 

[rutgersal]

You must know what kind of dog it is?
If this is truly your girlfriend and the dog is cared for by her, it’s a substantial commitment.
It’s almost impossible for you to not have met the beast already?
She has to make sure the dog is both relieved and fed, multiple times a day.

Yorkshire Terrier. The dog is currently with her elderly parents, which is why I haven’t met her yet, but at some point, the dog will be with her.

 

[RU4Real]

Yorkshire Terrier.

That's not a dog.

Jeez, could you possibly be more of a disappointment?

If you really like this girl and want to make a good impression, get her a real dog.

 

[rcube1994]

Yorkshire Terrier. The dog is currently with her elderly parents, which is why I haven’t met her yet, but at some point, the dog will be with her.

Any girl that has a yorkshire terrier will be high maintenance, run for the hills.

 

[Upstream]

Yorkshire Terrier.

 

[zappaa]

Get her Chocolate Lab puppy.
Greatest dog on earth.
As my avatar indicates

 

[R U Crazy]

Don't do this!

 

[Upstream]

That's not a dog.

Yorkies are actually great dogs, especially if space limitations require you to get a small dog. They have typical terrier curiosity, lots of energy, and make great companions. There are advantages to having a dog that you can pick up. The one drawback of Yorkies is they tend to be barkers, but that can be managed with training.

As far as Al goes, I partially agree with Rcube. If Al's girlfriend has a Yorkie with short hair, she may be OK. But if she has a Yorkie with long hair, and the dog is not a showdog, Al should run for the hills. If she has a Yorkie that is a showdog, then Al should watch the movie "Best in Show", and then run for the hills.

 

[Friend of 112]

"A word of warning, though... if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish..."

 

[Doteman]

You asked treats or toys, the answer is both, treats for Rover and toys for your girl

 

[Extra Point]

RutgersAl got a girlfriend? How did he trick her into being his girlfriend? Just kidding, any woman would be lucky to have Al.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Here's the training lesson for all dog people or future dog people.

 

[RU Golfer]

Bring pig ears

 

[e5fdny]

RutgersAl got a girlfriend? How did he trick her into being his girlfriend? Just kidding, any woman would be lucky to have Al.

Seriously.

The most important question of the thread!

And like @Extra Point said...we are all very happy for you.

 

[-RUFAN4LIFE-]

Seriously.

The most important question of the thread!

And like @Extra Point said...we are all very happy for you.

What happens if she joins this board & puts Al on upset alert? [roll]

 

[Knight Shift]

What happens if she joins this board & puts Al on upset alert? [roll]

Well played.
/thread

 

[soundcrib]

Don't you mean her kitty?

 

[RUforJERSEY]

Have you introduced her to the downward dog? That's the question.

 

[WhiteBus]

If neither your girlfriend or her dog is named Scarlet, dump them both.

 

[RUNVA]

In the future, if it is between you and the dog, dog wins.

 

[-RUFAN4LIFE-]

If neither your girlfriend or her dog is named Scarlet, dump them both.

And if she calls you a lion in bed it's a trap.

 

[RAA-1]

When I first met my wife she had a Yorkie that thought it was a Doberman. It was very protective of my then girlfriend. Good luck Al.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Is this just another slow-play, or are you pressing for a commit?

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Al you’ve tipped yourself my friend!! INSTANT CLASSIC!!

 

[BABYBULL24]

"45 states and 2 territories ban sex with animals, while 5 states and the District of Columbia have decriminalized it "

of course they did.

Check your map:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_bestiality_in_the_United_States

 

[gunboat]

If the dog sleeps with her make sure she wears a flea collar.

 

[Knight Shift]

Buy the dog and your girlfriend matching t-shirts: