OT: Girlfriend is going to introduce me to her dog

[aged_wolverine]

Parked next to a car in the deck at work this morning with a sticker "If my dog doesn't like you, then neither do I".

So I'd bring some Pup-Peroni to make a good first impression on that beast.

If it is a smaller dog, a standing rib roast of about 7 lbs should do the trick. For a bigger dog, bring a whole side of beef. By the time that dog has slept off his high from an epic feast, you will have done tagged the girl friends' stuff, and be out the door.

Go deep, brother. :Beers:

Ah hell, who am I kidding? This is Al. He could sacrifice enough cows to make the liberals happy, and it still wouldn't help. At least CFB is almost here again.

 

[B0ski]

Make sure to wear a rain coat.

 

[RutgersMO]

any ideas or suggestions? Should I bring doggie treats or doggie toys? I’m generally good with dogs, but what if the dog doesn’t like me? Feeling a little bit nervous. You can BS parents, can’t BS the dog.

Be yourself...belt out a rendition of "Savon" ….but use her name instead (all musicians have stolen songs they wrote for other people and recycled: e.g. see Billy Joel's Uptown Girl originally written for Elle McPherson).

On the other hand if things get out of hand....


Man bites dog. No, really.

"According to the Palm Beach Post, 6-foot-8, 375-pound Etzel was convicted Tuesday of biting and squeezing his mother’s tiny Shih Tzu so hard that one of the dog’s eyes popped out".

MO

 

[OJRutgers]

Has the dog / Al meeting happened? We need an update from RutgersAl!

 

[beaced]

When you meet the dog is is very important to jump onto the dog and wrestle it, bite its neck and show them who is leader of the pack. The dog will respect you after that.

Wear your WOLF skin jacket. The dog will respect you and FEAR you.

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

Wear your WOLF skin jacket. The dog will respect you and FEAR you.

Correct. Also pee on the ground and roll around in it. Right in front on the dog. This will create a special bond.

 

[DJ Spanky]

So?

 

[So.RiverRat]

Yes what happened?

 

[rudad02]

What the hell is that? Looks like the poor dog's been shot.

 

[rutgersal]

Yes what happened?

The meetup was canceled. The rest is complicated.

 

[RU4Real]

The meetup was canceled. The rest is complicated.

I feel like no, it's really not complicated. Like if you gave us all the details, we would be left saying, "Yep. Sounds about right."

 

[RUfromSoCal?]

The meetup was canceled. The rest is complicated.

doggo ghosted Al.........

 

[DJ Spanky]

In 2.5 weeks you still can't get it on with her dog?

 

[TODDB33]

Back in HS I had a girl friend who had a cat and a dog. We were sitting on a porch swing at her house one nite and I looked over and the cat was nuzzling up against the dog. I said to her some day you and I will be doing what the cat n dog are doing. She turned and looked down at the 2 of them then turned and smacked me and told me to leave and never call her again. Oh I forgot to say back then I stuttered and by the time I said what I said to her the cat ended up licking the dogs balls

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

Rumor has it that the dog got a hold of a bootleg copy of the Jersey Power music video and called the whole thing off.

 

[RU4Real]

If @rutgersal was a thinking man, he would have snatched the dog and given it to his niece as consolation for not being allowed to attend kindergarten.

 

[knightfan7]

The meetup was canceled. The rest is complicated.

You get a lot of crap Al, some from me, but I have to tell you bud these lighthearted threads are always fun and a great distraction from a lot of the nonsense we see here.

Good job and please never stop.

 

[greenknight]

Get her Chocolate Lab puppy.
Greatest dog on earth.
As my avatar indicates

Had a black lab concur great great dogs. Incredible at frisbee could catch at 50 yes had to play frisbee with him everyday

I brought my mother home from nursing home she had alzheimers she was walking circles in my colonial his head never left her side where her hand was....when she stopped he stopped. Probably one of the craziest things I've ever seen

 

[TODDB33]

Had a black lab concur great great dogs. Incredible at frisbee could catch at 50 yes had to play frisbee with him everyday

I brought my mother home from nursing home she had alzheimers she was walking circles in my colonial his head never left her side where her hand was....when she stopped he stopped. Probably one of the craziest things I've ever seen

Many dogs have that Inate sense of when one needs to be comforted and watched out for. Great story

 

[R1776U]

What the hell is that? Looks like the poor dog's been shot.

Thread is useless without the dog's head shot.

he asked for a head shot.. yea yea.. sick sense of humor

 

[R1776U]

Back in HS I had a girl friend who had a cat and a dog. We were sitting on a porch swing at her house one nite and I looked over and the cat was nuzzling up against the dog. I said to her some day you and I will be doing what the cat n dog are doing. She turned and looked down at the 2 of them then turned and smacked me and told me to leave and never call her again. Oh I forgot to say back then I stuttered and by the time I said what I said to her the cat ended up licking the dogs balls

[roll]thats soooo wrong[roll]

 

[mildone]

Back in HS I had a girl friend who had a cat and a dog. We were sitting on a porch swing at her house one nite and I looked over and the cat was nuzzling up against the dog. I said to her some day you and I will be doing what the cat n dog are doing. She turned and looked down at the 2 of them then turned and smacked me and told me to leave and never call her again. Oh I forgot to say back then I stuttered and by the time I said what I said to her the cat ended up licking the dogs balls

Good technique to quickly rule out a relationship that could never work anyway.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Back in HS I had a girl friend who had a cat and a dog. We were sitting on a porch swing at her house one nite and I looked over and the cat was nuzzling up against the dog. I said to her some day you and I will be doing what the cat n dog are doing. She turned and looked down at the 2 of them then turned and smacked me and told me to leave and never call her again. Oh I forgot to say back then I stuttered and by the time I said what I said to her the cat ended up licking the dogs balls

Sounds like she definitely didn't like the idea of you licking her dog's balls.

 

[Eagleton96]

Hopefully she didn't read this thread!

 

[RUBOWLMAN78]

Did Al meet the dog yet? What happened?

 

[RUfromSoCal?]

Did Al meet the dog yet? What happened?

 

[superfan01]

@rutgersal sorry to hear you were dumped. But forget her. You got Rutgers football ahead of you. More time to enjoy the season.

Cheers.

 

[RUmonster]

any ideas or suggestions? Should I bring doggie treats or doggie toys? I’m generally good with dogs, but what if the dog doesn’t like me? Feeling a little bit nervous. You can BS parents, can’t BS the dog.

Go in doggie style. They will both appreciate it.