Why did the private salute the refrigerator?
Because it was General Electric
Because it was General Electric
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Zap, your dad has a lifetime supply of great one liners. I have the book to prove it. My favorite has always been (and there a lot of truth to it) "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"Originally posted by zappaa:
What did the bus driver say to the moron?
Sorry, no more on.
The horse answered, "Because my alcoholism is tearing apart my family."Originally posted by AreYouNUTS:
What did the bartender say to the horse when he walked into the pub?
"Why the long face buddy??!!"
What do you call a deer with no eye?Originally posted by mikemarc1:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Confucius say: "Man walk sideways though airport metal detector going to Bangkok."Originally posted by ScarletNut:
Confucious says, "Female who fly upside down have crack up".