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which one to go to? wife's SH grad school vs cousin's RU grad+obama

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really torn now, do I tell the wife to take a hike?

Wife is walking for Seton Hall Grad school the same day as my cousin is graduating RU undergrad + obama + potential amazing food options.
 
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Tell your wife to take a hike on you, her husband, attending her graduation?

Are you f'ing insane???

The Obama thing is pretty cool but you've got the rest of your life in play here, dude.
 
really torn now, do I tell the wife to take a hike?

Wife is walking for Seton Hall Grad school the same day as my cousin is graduating RU undergrad + obama + potential amazing food options.
Goo it's simple---ask your wife. State your reasons for seeing the FIRST sitting president to EVER speak at a Rutgers graduation EVER versus attending her graduation. Is she planning on going for a Ph.D.? If so then you'll go to that one. Of course if she wants you to attend her graduation, you do that. LOL. :rolleyes:
 
Are you even sure your cousin will give you an entrance ticket?

Rutgers is likely to hand out 2 entrance tickets per student... maybe 4.

Im going to guess they will be hard to come by.
 
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Is this a real question?

Hi honey, I cant attend your graduation ceremony that you worked so hard at because I want to go see one of the worst presidents ever speak at my cousins graduation!

Fast forward 8 hours later, just be careful when you pull into the driveway because all of your things will be laying out there.
 
So, if POTUS is really coming to Rutgers will the 3 conservatives at the college raise a hissy fit like the lefties did to keep Connie Rice from speaking ?
 
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Ask your wife which one she'd rather go to, and then go with her. A lot of people don't actually go to their grad school graduation ceremonies.
 
That's easy: Do you want your wife screwing one of her classmates for spite? If the answer is no, then go to her graduation.
 
I'll answer your question with a question:

"How much do you like sleeping on the couch?"
 
OP, as always, I'm happy to have the opportunity to provide some great advice for my fellow family man (or woman). The answer is really quite simple. Sell your wife. She just increased her value by getting a graduate degree, now is the best time to sell.

Then use the proceeds from the sale to rent a Ferrari, the presidential suite at a nearby hotel, and an ostentatious gold Rolex watch. Drive up to the RU graduation in your Ferrari, with the Rolex dangling out out the window. This will attract a smoking hot gold digging younger woman that will treat you like royalty (i.e. lots and lots and lots of wild sex). Take her out for drinks, then back to your presidential suite. Spend the next week being treated like royalty, nod, nod, wink, wink.

Eventually, mostly likely at the end of that week, she will realize you are not wealthy, and she will take off on her on volition, leaving you completely free to pursue the next smoking hot young woman.

Trust me, this is the way to go. You avoid the costly entanglements of a relationship, get to have a wild time w/a hot babe, and get to skip the expense of the divorce that your post indicates may well be looming in your future.

Glad to have helped.
 
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Gotta agree with most of the posters here. As great as it is for RU to score a sitting President as their commencement speaker there is no way your wife ever lets you live it down. Stick with the wife
 
(Singing) If you want to be happy for the rest of your life better go to Seton Hall with your wife, if you want my personal point of view that is what I think that you should do!
 
is wife graduating or just walking as part of the procession of profs?

if graduating, surely the OP was not serious, not unless he wants a divorce and take over the student loan payments.
 
really torn now, do I tell the wife to take a hike?

Wife is walking for Seton Hall Grad school the same day as my cousin is graduating RU undergrad + obama + potential amazing food options.
Anything that becomes more important than your marriage weakens your marriage. Ask any marital counselor.
 
really torn now, do I tell the wife to take a hike?

Wife is walking for Seton Hall Grad school the same day as my cousin is graduating RU undergrad + obama + potential amazing food options.
As much as I hate to say it if you would like to stay married I think you have to follow your wife LOL
 
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