OT: One Line Jokes
- Thread starter zappaa
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Wow, this thread is still around! Well, here goes:
Did you hear about the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? The each got 6 months.
Did you hear about the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? The each got 6 months.
That joke is like the wheels on the bus. Goes round and round.
Whoops. I didn't realize that you posted than just a few posts above mine. I got it from Amazon Echo, when I said, "Alexa, tell me a joke."
Great. I have Amazon Prime so the box was delivered next day for free.
I once knew a lady with a wooden leg she was called Peg.
I once knew a lady with a glass eye she was called Crystal.
I once knew a mountain named Cliff.
So I called myself..........Self.
I once knew a lady with a glass eye she was called Crystal.
I once knew a mountain named Cliff.
So I called myself..........Self.
Used to have to do at least two lines before the laughter would begin. Never a one liner.Ahh the good/bad old days.
the famous "Delete Thread" from about 10 years ago was well over 100 pages before it crashed the Rivals servers and got deleted.
One night a drunk Scotsman passes out on a park bench. Two lassies see him, take off all his clothes and tie a bue ribbon around his prick.
He wakes up the next morning, looks at his prick and says,
"I don't know where you been laddie, but I'm glad to see you won first prize."
He wakes up the next morning, looks at his prick and says,
"I don't know where you been laddie, but I'm glad to see you won first prize."
