We don’t need Lebron in Jersey Mike’s. Too liberal; too contraversional. We have great TEAM players coming in. Son can go elsewhere
So now we're banning people from with certain political/ideological leans from being on the team? No liberals, no conservatives, nobody who identifies as left or right or Rep or Dem.
But why stop at limiting who can join the team. Why not apply that same limit to who can be a fan? Let's ban our political opposition from attending games at the RAC altogether, player, coach or fan. We should probably also ban independents, centrists, and moderates, right? Those fence-sitting bastards are even worse, with their "
reasonableness" and their "
open-mindedness". Bah!
Here, you can use this ready-made, short but fully accurate, questionnaire at the entrance to the RAC to sort 'em all out...
Rutgers Sports Political Orientation Self-Identification Form
1. What color fur do you have when hopping onto the partisan mouse wheel to chase each other around?
2. Which flavor of IQ-sapping, shepherding, brain-washing,
propaganda news do you like best?
When people hand in the form, we just take 'em out back and shoot them without even reading the response. Because, although they may self-identify a certain way now, some extremist sub-group of real geniuses will spring up soon enough and exclude all less extreme folks. Eventually, there will just be two people left and they'll shoot each other for not being 100% in lock-step with their personal version of the latest hyper-extreme policies.
Problem solved. I'm a problem solver. I hope this helps. 😉
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