Will give you credit for a fun thread, but I think, perhaps, your just tilting at windmills here (heh-heh).
Amazed the thread is still going. And to take it even further off topic, Bob Burger was incredible, as usual, tonight at Hailey's in Metuchen. That guy should be playing in front of hundreds or thousands, not dozens. If you've never seen him, he does incredible covers (especially of the Beatles) and has plenty of good solo material and stuff with his band the Weeklings (who also do a lot of Beatles covers).
If you love the Beatles, you have to see him. He probably did about 8-9 Beatles songs tonight (he had a 2nd guitarist with him tonight, Jimmy Leahy) and covers of bands from the Stones to Tom Petty to Dylan to Todd Rundgren to Johnny Cash and more, as well as a few originals. Below is a clip from a few years ago of him doing, I've Just Seen a Face. He also tells a great story of how one night his band was hired by Bon Jovi for a party and McCartney showed up and eventually came up on stage and Paul asked Bob what they should play and Bob said "Long Tall Sally" and Paul smiled and said yeah, let's do it. Bob later said it was very surreal playing Beatles covers while Paul was on the dance floor shouting out his own lyrics, lol.